Eamonn O Brien
So the census agent called to the door...
"We received a census form in our office but it was incomplete, can I get you to fill it out for me please..."
I told her I returned it pointing out that it sates "YOU" are obliged under such and such an act to complete the form and that I wanted to clarify who you is...
She said "you, the householder"....
I said, I'm not YOU though I'm me, there's no one here with that name...
I explained that the Central Statistics Office was a company and that it's my right not to do business with them.
She said the law requires you to complete the form.
"Requires who", I said...
"You, the householder"...
-"That's not my name..."
She said she'll pass it on to the legal department and they'll be in touch...
I told her to tell them to let me know who YOU is...