The Tender For Law

Volume 14

May 02, 2016 1:14 PM

Chris Evan

From the: "You are legally cattle" department.

This little lady was found on my front steps yesterday. She bears identification number *** ** **. Her OWNER will need to come forward with a certificate of title and claim ownership, but until then, I am the lawful holder in due course, I administrate her until then.

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Chris Evan

So, I am very diligently trying to find the owner of this bird, but these bird people are whack jobs. Everyone who's lost a bird from Louisiana to Edmonton (where ever that igloo is :P ) claims its theirs. So, I had to take down the ad and APPOINT a trustee. This APPOINTMENT was accepted and all business regarding ownership is handled by her.

This bird has an owner and I decide what this bird eats. I decide when it comes out of its cage.....and it's all legal.

Chris Evan

Well. It's been 30 days that I've posted notice for the owner of this bird to come claim her. I guess there are no claims to ownership. I will keep administrating this bird by giving her everything she needs. It seems like there should be a separate account that keeps track of this sort of thing so that the expenses incurred can be reimbursed.....or maybe I'm just a slave who has to give my money and time for free.

This bird is worth about $800 to buy. Someone I trust ha already spent that on her :D. It's gonna cost more than she is worth for someone to get her back.

:D