Jun 16, 2016 2:15 AM

I'm off to be a "Financial Advisor". Not one of those Fiduciary fucktards, either! It's all about me! :D

Just because it's 2016, doesn't mean I'm not telling you the truth. I'm only FREE TO LIE. I just haven't bothered. It is a lot of work, you know.

I think I can be a Non-Fiduciary Financial Advisor, and still tell the truth.

Scott Duncan's Financial Services: I'll fuck you around, and take your money! Unlike the BIG BANKS, I won't even lie to you about it.

...Now gimme your money.

HAHAHA!!!... :D

Too late. I have put 10 millions reddcoin on the side for my retirement in 55 years. Lets see what will happen :D

Ok, maybe 35 years :/

I have to find something to retire from. This is where it gets complicated :/

My wife just said 15 years, fuck. Anxiety just kicked in :(

This retirement stuff made me want to eat one of those, again :/

It's almost like a huge bunch of idiots are fighting to be the most "cool and smart" surety in their neighborhood :D