Just because it's 2016, doesn't mean I'm not telling you the truth. I'm only FREE TO LIE. I just haven't bothered. It is a lot of work, you know.
I think I can be a Non-Fiduciary Financial Advisor, and still tell the truth.
Scott Duncan's Financial Services: I'll fuck you around, and take your money! Unlike the BIG BANKS, I won't even lie to you about it.
...Now gimme your money.