Scott Duncan
The reason this is true is because I PROGRAM you to make sure that's the case. YOU DO NOT know how you got programmed. I DO. I know it's a frightening thought. That's the proper response! Pat yourself on the back; you're still rational.
Accept that it's true. Those who doubt it, waste a lot of precious time. Trust but Verify, but don't let verification consume your life. Going down the Scott Duncan personal rabbit-hole will return nothing for you except confirmation.
...and I have absolutely no use for your worship and admiration.
I am here, on this idiotic medium, because I promised to, 4 years ago. I was supposed to be gone by now, but I'm not the Admiral of the fleet I own, and the whole thing has gone to shit :P