David-Paul Sip
The definition that I still find funny and that I can say opened my eyes and led me to start questioning again is:
"Canada, for greater certainty, INCLUDES the internal waters of Canada and the territorial sea of Canada; (Canada)" http://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/i-21/page-4.html#h-30
It's tough to beat " �every one�, �person� and �owner�, and similar expressions, MEANS HER MAJESTY AND AN ORGANIZATION" with the understanding I have gained in the last two years in the Tender for Law.