Oct 27, 2015 1:18 AM

Oh man, much INSTRUCTIONS, so LEGAL, wow!! :D

This FORM is "legal tender" :D

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jesus chist, I gave my fucking signature on a similar form FIVE FUCKING TIME, WITHOUT ASKING ONE FUCKING SINGLE QUESTION......

They seem to take the money and send a receipt 16 days later.

Why are all these boxes on the paper? What's the significance of this?

Doesn't a box means that the information in it is excluded from the document? :/

First Question: Ummm

Madame, WHAT in the world IS a FUCKING "LEGAL SURNAME" ? :D

WHAT???....AN "ORGANIZATION" :-o

How in the fuck a LAWYER could even think of filling this form? :/

Office of the Registrar General = office that puts accounts on the general ledger.

Yup this is the form I had them send to me quite a few months ago. I still don't understand it lol!

Have you signed it?

Law enforcement? What the fuck does this have to do with a Statement of Live Birth?

Nope! It still sitting on my desk in the administration pile Capitaine Pete.

Seriously, get them to define to you LEGAL SURNAME, in writing :D

A NEW question :D Okay I'm ready to have some fun with these fucktards Capitaine Pete. Apparently the Ontario Registrar General knows Scott really well :)

I will conduct this very PUBLIC experiment and follow your sage instructions.

Tell them: Scott Duncan taught me that LEGAL = SURETY AND ACCOUNTING.....and that the word LEGAL is everywhere on this form, so, is this shit's about MONEY? .....are you transforming my baby into LEGAL MONEY ? :D

Bwah ha ha ha ha! Another NEW question...should I lead with mentioning Scott Duncan or start by lobbing a softball and ask for the definition of LEGAL SURNAME :)

Why is it called a "Statement of Live Birth", yet everyone is signing for "statements" given. What plural form of statement is given?

Do it like I wrote it, seriously.....you're the only one who have this opportunity in here, LUCKY BASTARD :D

https://www.orgforms.gov.on.ca/IBR/FAQ2.html

Ask if the registration is a:

1: Financial transaction

2: Security

3: Creating any debt

Hey, Quatloops, go fuck yourself :D

NO VICTIMS!

This is why I will ALWAYS be better than Menard, or Clifford, or any of the free-dumbers...

...NO VICTIMS, and you get PROOF when I say it.

I WIN. Every Time. Pray all you like, it will never change that reality.

Free-dumbers and Piece-of-Shit Christians have damaged the truth SO MUCH, that "No Victims" is actually something I can BRAG about. Think about that... take all the time you need.

SURETY ACCOUNTING and AGENCY and none of this is hidden :D

...and it turns out the Illuminati are the GOOD guys. The shit you learn here! :D

I have looked up so many words in the last two Days.. I actually got out of bed excited to look up more..

I know that feeling :D

I know all the words. :(

Which words were the MOST shocking Landon?

ME, YOU, Mr, You're, joinder, Include, Exclude, person, resident, admiral, general, lastname and ME is sure tomorrow will bring some more interesting moments..

You should add SURETY and BELIEF, these two words will blow your mind :/

The word ACCOUNTING will fuck your mind, wait a month for this one :/

Yeah MR is a BIG one. Folks actually BELIEVE they are being polite when they use this title. Even after sharing what this title means they still can't help themselves. it seems telling folks that this "title" is offensive gets their attention for some reason. :/

Mr is not available in the LEGAL section of "the free dictionary"!

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/mR

Mr. = fealty to another. (fealty: a feudal tenant's or vassal's sworn loyalty to a lord : they owed fealty to the Earl rather than the King. � formal acknowledgment of this : a property for which she did fealty.

"Mr. = fealty to another" Source please Landon...It's a Tender for Law thing :)

Awas cite sources... and make sure it doesn't have a fucking "store"

Yes makes sense. Sorry, "Mr = fealty to another" this was mentioned in a tender for law thread, a quote I read days ago "Only those I have fealty to, may call me "Mister". the definition of fealty was taken from the macbook dictionary provided in the laptop, I also crossed reference that definition with wikipedia.

Admiralty Maritime law. Look there.

I realize that I have made mistakes and need to accept responsibility for these presumptions, however moving forward I cannot understand without questions being answered. this is my own doing, I need to ask REG GEN and CRA some questions this seems honourable to ME.

Be sure to give NOTICE that their responses will be PUBLISHED.

OH, and be sure to say "Scott Duncan says, hi" <---The Attorney general REALLY likes this.

"moving forward"? Is there an option to move backwards?

Not to derail your thread (much), people who employ conversational "fillers" like, "at this point in time" or "moving forward", are not speaking precisely and inserting random meaningless bullshit into a conversation or correspondence. In life, as in law, precision counts.

I was about to warn you about "filler" and Tara Duncan. Those two things are neutral and benign on their own, but put them together and it's explosive. :D

...but then I thought "fuck it. Let him find out the hard way".

...you're all caught up. :D

I can't undue what I have learned so far and it appears that mistakes can be fixed, i will put forth a better effort being more precise..thanks for pointing that out... :)

Also - punctuation. See (from Trails magazine), "Rachel Ray finds inspiration in cooking her family and her dog". "Let's eat Grandpa" should not be interpreted in the same way as, "Let's eat, Grandpa".

Beating a dead horse, if you can't "undue" what you have learned, how are you planning on fixing it?

Have you thought about the difference between undue and undo? I'm done now.

I here their is a problem with you're grammar! :D

...fucking "undue".

This is the BEST there is out there.

*sigh*

Me to :P

The people asking the right questions, don't know the definitions of the words they use, and even when they do... they misspell them.

There's a reason the bankers won, you know...

Fuck "TOO"

Fuck "TWO" seems more fun.... :/

Don't make me come to Montreal Pete!

LOL :D

Actually maybe we will. You can take us around and we'll order "chien chaud" in our best English accents. :P

"chien chaud" :D

Apologies Landon Christopher. The illustration here is that you must not only know what words mean, but how to use them. To engage people who are skilled in written/verbal manipulation you should choose your words carefully. If in doubt, less is more.

That's "Hot Dog" literally translated, for those who don't speak the dying language of a conquered people. ;)

Fun with French people.

I agree and appreciate the feedback.

Your response is acceptable :)