Ceit Butler
"It has the qualifications of being a sentence. It starts with a capital letter, even has a comma, and a period."
"Aardvarks, mustache ball-gag."
Yep, that has a capital letter, a comma, and a period, yet somehow it still falls short of being a sentence. Something is still eluding me here, I'm sure of it. Now what is it missing... Ah yes, coherence!