Pete Daoust
Now, I had an episode with a baillif this past month, I don't know where the fuck he is now, I have no idea what he is going to do, but the last conversation we had, he finished it with: "anyway, just call me when you'll decide what you want to do" :D
Me: I told you 15 times now, 3 in writing and 12 on the phone, BRING BACK THESE BILLS OF EXCHANGE YOU SEEMS TO REFUSE, AND I PROMISE I'LL PAY.
He hung up :/