Jul 18, 2015 7:45 PM

Well there goes her career :D

"Her career" lol :D

If only she could have one... :D

the "Bellamy" salute est.1892 done with the U.S. pledge of allegiance in schools..FDR had it changed for obvious reasons in 1942..i give this salute passing other Motorcyclist that wave to me on the road..

The British Royal Family are German, they changed their name to Windsor from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.

And ??... :/

I will not spend one minute to verify this. :P

Aye, old news.

Hey Rick! I had a rice-burner in the 1990's! Once I tried a Harley I finally figured out why Harley riders wouldn't wave at me...

...they were afraid of letting go of the handlebars! I KNOW I WAS!

Ride a Harley, ride the best, ride a week and walk the rest :-)

Well their marketing department is good. They got you writing down poetry about it.

They are junky defective money-pits, held together by hype and memories of a day long past. EVERY Harley owner has a broken piece of loud crap, and are all collectively selling the same tired lie about being the best...

...Just like America :D

I wouldn't touch a Harley with your Dick never mind mine ?

Motorcycles and penis jokes - well that hasn't changed :D

My penis is ALWAYS relevant. We've covered this. :P

I had bikes all my adult life. I now have a zippy Scooter since traffic got ridiculous and use it over the car even in winter. I hate traffic. I do however feel the need for more speed given I'm probably at mid life crisis point ?

I don't mean this as a personal insult, but your post conjures up an "Idiocracy" image of Joe in his small clunky automobile with the flopping dildo on the front hood. :D

MID-LIFE CRISIS advice: Bang a 19 year-old that has "daddy" issues. It's cheaper, and won't get you killed (unless she's a "Bunny Boiler").

Don't get that image Tara Duncan but I probably will get a more decent,,, "commuter" bike. I really hate wasting my life time in traffic ?

Just trust me on this one...

...The Fender has one of these. It reminds me what I could have coming if I lose focus. Make no mistake, he absolutely loves the "Hot Weels" reject he drives around, but he does not like the idea that he's running a program, and has become a caricature of himself, and he doesn't even know it.

...Banging a 19 year-old costs less in MANY ways. :/

...and I have a Navy! :P That shit literally looks after itself! :D

Saw this in the wrong thread already lol ?

Being Omnipresent must be tiring lol ?

It is.

hahaha..i had a "street" rice burner once..but the resale value was shit... till have a honda and a yamaha..but they are dirt bikes.. i let go of the handle bars all the time riding my harley's..never a problem.. none of my Bikes are broken pieces of shit, all in great shape..harleys hold there resale value alot longer than the rice burners.. and really havent put much into them except for the 57' panhead was a fun build.. but there are a lot crappy one's out there..i have had bikes since i was 17..i do get the fact that some guys like to ride scooters tho..i guess thats for those guys that like having the wind blow on their vaginas..to each there own!..Scott you could ride any one of my bikes any time you want and even let go of the handle bars..no problem..yea i took the bait..

:D

Boy did you ever Rick! Historically Harley riders are an interesting group. Those we knew were *forever* disassembling & reassembling their motorcycles, frequently in the living room or bedroom of their homes. In my experience the Japanese motorcycles have been easier and cheaper to maintain, and somewhat more reliable. When you think about it, it's funny that there is a hierarchy in the motorcycle world - scooters = men with "vaginas", Japanese bikes = weekend warriors, Harley Davidson motorcycles = suspiciously cool.

Harley Davidson's Marketing Department is the best in the world, it seems.

I hope the Catholics don't hire them :/

<<MID-LIFE CRISIS advice: Bang a 19 year-old that has "daddy" issues. It's cheaper, and won't get you killed (unless she's a "Bunny Boiler").>>

What is a Bunny Boiler? A mid-life crisis sound like fun!

"Bunny boiler" is in reference to the 1987 film, Fatal Attraction - you can view or research if you like. As for "mid-life" crisis, if you never let go of your fundamental childishness, you shouldn't notice a difference :D

Fatal Attraction! You get to see Glenn Close's (*Yawn*) tits in that movie!

Yes, I remember that :/

But the rest is vague :/

^^ Haha :-)

The moral of the story: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

I even had �an affair� with this girl, if I recall correctly. Two or three times�..

I remember those exact words from recent years Scott Duncan "Don't stick your dick in crazy" :-)

1987 ???....oh fuck yes, I must have had "an affair" with her, in those days... :/

Just looking at a tree more than three minutes and I had to jerk, in these days :/

Is this group's public now ?

Hahahahahaha !!! :-)

That is why pine wood has knots, Pete Daoust. It is to assist with those fapping tendencies.

Scott and Pete take the hit for what all the men are probably thinking. We will assume the non-participants all ride scooters :D

LOL :D

That's it, the purchase of the Ducati must be brought forward :-)

Well let's think about that Maximus. The average price of a Ducati is 10,000 - 15,000 CA. The average price of a scooter is 2,000 - 4,000 CA. Both get you from point A to point B. The scooter is demonstrably less expensive for gas and repairs (should you not do this yourself). So it could be asserted that practical men who care more about function than dick-length perception ride scooters. The real question is, "Are you confident and manly enough to ride a scooter?" Apparently there are many obese, hairy men who fall into this category :D

I ride a Honda 125cc Scooter around shit traffic. It does 70mph easily and I love it but I think I mentioned before I miss bigger bikes. I rode the Scooter 130 miles through snow in February with a huge pack on my back on the Freeway. I must have looked like a nutter. I rode it at the max (70 mph happens to be the max here) purely to take my mind off what I was doing. I had early hypothermia when I got off without even one stop and was walking like John Wayne :-) Does that answer your question ?

Pussy :P

^^ Haha, it's not your fault :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vju2pyqXBLg

Solid logic Maximus - I was going to poke you with a stick some more, but there really is no point :D