Scott Duncan
They CAN'T say "don't go there" you'll "waste your time", so they get YOU (the reader) to think that, by lying about the content itself!
You aren't supposed to notice. He'll claim "that's how I saw it" if called on it, and of course they still think magic parchments trump all rights, as reading their forum will show.
...and I have a NAVY! If you are going to paint someone as "crazy" and "egomaniac", WHY THE FUCK would you leave the ADMIRAL part out?