I can imagine Scott Duncan, APPLYING :D
Name: PAY UP FRONT
SIN NO: 666-666-666
Activities and Hobbies: COLLAPSING BANKS and STARTING WARS
Address: COPERNICUS
What they FIND will be the big news story. NYSE is looser than a $20 hooker, when it comes to security. I thought NYSE was a honeypot for YEARS, but no... they just suck.
That place is INFESTED