The Tender For Law

Volume 11

Jul 01, 2015 6:00 PM

Ceit Butler

How did Scott manage to get Battlefield 2142 back up and running, you ask? Well, I'm afraid that I'm not at liberty to divulge that highly classified information. But I can tell you that THESE mugs (along with liberal applications of coffee) played an integral role in the process!

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Tara Duncan

Anibal - your gift was met with much rejoicing! They are awesome mugs and we use them often. Apologies for not getting this information to you sooner. We meant to take "mug shots" to celebrate; but things kept breaking here. We tore everything apart yesterday - living space, network, et. al. - and have finally succeeded in sending belated thanks. So...THANKS!

Ceit Butler

Alright, ladies, I think I've hit on a plan that will make everyone happy. We'll auction off photos of The Admiral, one body part at a time! That's right, you send us Bitcoin and we'll start including some skin. :D

The reserve is set at 1Btc.

Take it away, girls!

Scott Duncan

Oh I see the problem here...

OK Pete, here's today's English Lesson. It's from me so you KNOW it's good; The words "French Sex Symbol" are words that don't go together in English. I think this is where your mistake is.