Scott Duncan
Here's my prediction, if Erich picks up this gig:
1: Quatloos will experience something that AT FIRST GLANCE will APPEAR "illegal/unlawful" but when they seek remedy, nobody will do anything, so they will shop around for a LAWYER!
2: An unscrupulous scumbag ambulance-chaser will attempt to get a retainer and then bury them in "preliminary" work billing.
3. When the Quatloos idiots see they are being fleeced, the lawyer will suddenly say "nothing illegal was done".
4: I laugh. A lot, because fuck you.