Idle curiosity...How much of the 80 year-old whiskey (one fifth of a gallon, 4/5 quart, or 253/5 fluid ounces (757 ml)) did you need to consume to arrive at this conclusion? :D
The reason I ask is that I've heard consuming alcohol really increases your brain's function. As a non-drinker I'd really like to know where to determine the sweet spot for maximum processing power.