In my house, the rules are: I have the penis, I make the rules. Ok....so, it doesn't always go that smoothly, however, that is my stance with the government too....I am the lawful holder in due course of the Legal Person: CHRISTOPHER EVAN SCHULTE, but I am not the surety for that Person. To secure this, I have commissioned a vessel called PBIDDY to act on its behalf.

It's simple.....

David-Paul Sip

Apr 26, 2015 3:16 PM

Is this a good time to say SHUT UP AND READ?

Anibal Jose Baez

Apr 27, 2015 2:56 AM

My forecast is no hope.

Ceit Butler

Apr 27, 2015 6:29 PM

I'm curious, Chris; how exactly does the mere possession of "the penis" entitle one to "make the rules"? Also, this sort of implies that removal of "the penis" would transfer that ability to the new holder in due course. :D