In my house, the rules are: I have the penis, I make the rules. Ok....so, it doesn't always go that smoothly, however, that is my stance with the government too....I am the lawful holder in due course of the Legal Person: CHRISTOPHER EVAN SCHULTE, but I am not the surety for that Person. To secure this, I have commissioned a vessel called PBIDDY to act on its behalf.
It's simple.....
I'm curious, Chris; how exactly does the mere possession of "the penis" entitle one to "make the rules"? Also, this sort of implies that removal of "the penis" would transfer that ability to the new holder in due course. :D