Scott Duncan
The only reason I became a Computer Scientist is that I can't make a living having sex. :( Too much sexism and unequal pay in that industry. It taint's public perception!
Case in point: A recent survey indicated that an alarmingly large number of women wished to have sex with me. This seems good on the surface, but when asked, 0% of these women were willing to PAY for it.
...so Science it is.