Pete Daoust
Are you MISTER PIERRE DAOUST ?
Ho your HONOR, I am the slave no. 1996604XXXXXX, named PIERRE DAOUST, I am here as your slave, and ready to get beated by you....(and I will inclined myself in front of this slave master)
I am SORRY your honor, to have thought that I was a free human being, I SWEAR I will NEVER do this again, please do NOT punish me too hard.
I am SORRY to have learned all this legal system we live in, I SWEAR I will do everything I can to UNLEARN this.....
So please forgive me, and don't take my life away :D