Just called a CPA who had never heard of Bills of Exchange or Lawful Money, and didn't know the proper accounting for Trust Holding Companies...but he sounded like an expert in taking my money and giving it to the IRS
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Chris Evan
But....he did say one of his colleagues may know what I am talking about.
Bobby Jr Mahoney
Oh they are all very good at taking money
T?lis B?auns
No money, no talkie - deny anything - until you start charging :P
rule # 1 kash up front or pay with your cunt. rule #1Scott is ALWAYS right rule#1I Its ALL SURETY and ACCOUNTING!
Scott Duncan
I've never seen AQUILAE's accounting summed up so succinctly! :D
Chris Evan
That near magical statement is above my head. :-/
T?lis B?auns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S52rlVMsrc
Scott Duncan
The Ferryman's biggest problem is people not paying, even though he gets them to the other side. All he gets is complaints that they're on the "other side".
Then they get confused and upset when the Ferryman's officers and crew slit their throats and dump them overboard because they decided the Ferryman shouldn't be paid, because he's mean and hurts their feelings...
Scott Duncan
...or is that not where you were going with that...
Chris Evan
near magical again Scott!!
Chris Evan
Scott...what is your input on why these CPAs seem to only understand the tax accounting and not what we are presenting them? Both Gail and I have gotten the same response.
Scott Duncan
*sigh*
CPA's are NOT CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS.
LOOK AT THE WORDS
Chris Evan
Thanks...I thought it was said before that Chartered Accountants were CPAs in the States.
Chris Evan
Even Wikipedia doesn't know:
The approximate equivalent in the United States is the Certified Public Accountant (CPA).
Gail Marie
move to quebec Chris Evan :P hellos!!
Chris Evan
I think that is the only solution really....
Gail Marie
just stay off the bridge Pete was about to cross
Chris Evan
I bet Dan Wilson tells them I am on my way...
Rick Carne
The title "chartered accountant" (CA) and the designatory letters CA, ACA and FCA go back to the origins of the organized profession in Scotland and England nearly 150 years ago, with the granting of royal charters by Queen Victoria. Today, CA's in all of the Home Institutes of ACAUS have attained a level of professional expertise that has become a world standard.
CA's undergo lengthy and rigorous training and must pass numerous examinations to qualify for membership. Moreover, they are required to maintain high standards of professional conduct and competence supervised by their home institutes.
former east indian trading company+see chartered accountants=Royal charter..At one time, a royal charter was the sole means by which an incorporated body could be formed, but other means (such as the registration process for limited companies) are generally used nowadays instead.
Chris Evan
Scott Duncan, can I use a Chartered Accountant from India to handle the books?
chartered accountant - a British or Canadian accountant who is a member of a professional body that has a royal charter
Age Thomson
"In Canada, Chartered Accountants belong to the Canadian Institute of Chartered Accountants ("CICA") by way of membership in at least one provincial/territorial institute (or order in Quebec). In order to become a CA, a candidate requires an undergraduate degree plus experience and, depending on the province, additional education. Candidates in all provinces are required to pass the 3-day Uniform Evaluation ("UFE"). As of January 2013, Canadian CA's have adopted the CPA (Chartered Professional Accountant) designation. Now CA, CGA and CMA (all three accounting bodies in Canada) are in process of unification."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartered_Accountant#Canada
Rick Carne
heres one better..look at the list of "Home institutes" and what is the common thread..now and historically...http://www.acaus.org/content.aspx?page_id=22&club_id=825456&module_id=155100
i need to find the "Articles of incorporation"of these...
Rick Carne
ICAS is the first professional body for accountants, created by Royal Charter in 1854. Supporting 19,000 world class business professionals working in more than 100 countries worldwide as an educator, examiner, regulator and thought leader.
Membership generally falls into two categories: freemen and liverymen. One may become a freeman, or acquire the "freedom of the company", upon fulfilling certain criteria: traditionally, by "patrimony", if either parent were a liveryman of the company; by "servitude", if one has served the requisite number of years as an apprentice to a senior company member; or by "redemption", upon paying a fee. Most livery companies reserve the right to admit distinguished people, particularly in their sphere of influence, as honorary freemen. Freemen may advance to become liverymen, after obtaining the freedom of the City of London, and with their Court of Assistants' approval. Only liverymen are eligible to vote in the annual election of the Lord Mayor of London, the Sheriffs and various other City civic offices, including the Ale Conners and Bridge Masters.
Chris Evan
oh fuck....its snowing. :-/ I may get distracted....
Chris Evan
I just asked SGMIs bookkeeper for a referral to a Chartered Accountant and she said I wouldn't find one in the States. "Chartered accts are out of the country" was her exact quote...then she said "you might find one that has CPA and Charter"
Rick Carne
Chris I posted the website for chartered accountant on the page Association for Chartered Accountants of the United States of America
Chris Evan
Yes...and I contacted them...I find it interesting in her 35 years of fulltime bookkeeping, this was her take. Maybe I was thinking out loud....
Rick Carne
acausa.org
Rick Carne
that's not it goddamn f****** phone piece of s*** f****** crap.
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