You should keep creating crypto-currency, Harry Nosed Wombat, and nevermind that shit... :D

First question (please answer by yes or no) :D Is there a SIGNED contract between the contractor and the custumer ? :)

Heloos? :/

Sorry Pete, I was away from my desk. :) No. However, there is correspondence sent by the customer via email that acknowledges the existence of a contract between them for the work my friend did (he's a 70 yr old taper who needs to get paid so he doesn't lose his house).

Nothing signed.

ChiefRock is helping me. This is what we came up with.

Ok, but why you post this here with: Am I on track? Any suggestions and advice? If you go with ChiefRock Sino General, stick to Chief method.....

The Chief suggested that I create it but be open to his and everyone's input. This is still fairly new to me and I'm a bit scared. lol :D

Yes, Everyone's input....... :D That lawyer may have one or two input for you !! :D

Rob Menard might have a few as well !! And Santos, oh....and Dean Clifford, why not Kate of Gawa......and the mustache guy, .... :D

ok....not everyone's. :(

:D

lol @ the pic

The word is "overwhelmed" :D

Let's contract with the persons, and, or, corporations. If they want to contract. :)

Chief said: "Let's invite them to contract". :)

They can be a PARTY too. :)

"lets have as many PARTIES as we can and invite any and all PARTIES" or something very very close to that. lol

Joelle Spirit We NOTIFIED via registered mail that we would place a lien on the house and REGISTER an OBLIGATION the client has that remains outstanding with prominent credit bureaus (damaging his business) IF buddy didn't ACT HONOURABLY. We did this because we are nice! :D.

I like ChiefRock Sino General's idea of inviting JOHN DOE 1 -10. :) I forgot to add that to the correspondence. I'll fix that soon. :)

Harry Nosed Wombat this written letter isn't something I helped you write...so we shouldn't be used. There are alot of words... keep it simple. To wordy and it's not rates it's agreements .. reword it...

Make sure u also have it known .. it's an offer

:D

*too :P

ok....back to the "drawing board" i go. :)

"i'll be back"

ok, I will DIVEST in the mean time :-D

divestment, n. (1844) 1. Property. The cutting short ofan interest in property before its normal termination. 2. The complete or partial loss of an interest in an asset, such as land or stock. 3. DISINVESTMENT (2). - divest, vb.

Oh fuck Capitaine Pete...take out? What the fuck is that?

A hot chicken poutine :-D

AWESOME !! :-D

Ordering from the Chinese food makers now. MMMM

Fuck, how much time does it take to remove 600 words from a word doc. ? :-\

We love da poutin wit da skweeky fromaj.

Refused for Delivery. send them a notice, dear sanford & sons, if you insist on representing the party, they would then be of unsound mind (C.J.S. II V7 S4) and surely be incapable of making competent decisions, therfore I must inform you of my intent to LEIN any monies/payments YOU receive by that party as having belonged to a prior previous debt. obligation which supercedes any right you may presume to have for any DISPOSEABLE money's and/or capitol assets which may be used to satisfy the compensation for my EMPLOYMENT by said party. and while your thinking about that, think about going and fucking yourself... By: Administrator oh, BTW, dont listen to me. i was smokin weed and just thought sayin that would be pretty funny...

Pete....are you sure that is chicken? WTF, a "poutine"? Haha.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine Sold in "greasy spoon" diners.....:D

Pete's didn't have the squeaky "cheese curds". That's a good thing. :)

Revised Letter Samford and Sons Mr. Useless Air Breather John Doe 1 � 10 I have been forwarded a letter you incorrectly addressed to Bernard Carroll. You will find said letter attached to this correspondence and marked RETURNED WITH CAUSE � WRONG PARTY. You are hereby instructed that all correspondence relating to invoice # 123455 must be addressed exactly as follows: Sole Authorized Administrator for: Harry Nosed Wombat AT: 123 Someplace Street AT: Buttfuck, Ontario Non Domestic - Outside Canada Furthermore, any and all correspondence which is not addressed as indicated above, will be deemed insufficient to address the matter and will also be returned with cause. We recognize that you may have a contract with Tom Kerekes. Please note for the record that you do not have a contract with Bernard Carroll, or me. We are, however, willing to offer you the opportunity to become a party in the above referenced matter as we welcome any and all opportunities to add additional parties. You are hereby instructed that failing a signed affirmation expressing your wish to accept the above offer, any further communication concerning this matter and or, correspondence directed to either Bernard Carroll, and, or, myself, will be deemed to indicate your agreement to retain us to address the matter and will additionally be deemed to indicate your agreement to be billed as follows: Receipt of, and, or, response to a letter: $5,000.00 CDN Receipt of and, or, response to a Telephone Call: $2,000.00 CDN Receipt of and, or, response to a Phone Message: $2,000.00 CDN Receipt of a court action: $25,000.00 CDN I look forward to doing business with you, should you be so inclined, and, I trust the above clarifies both our position, and, the terms of our offers to contract with you. Sincerely, Sole Authorised Administrator for: Harry Nosed Wombat WITHOUT PREJUDICE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED NOTICE TO AGENT IS NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL AND NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL IS NOTICE TO AGENT

RE: "NOTICE OF DEFAULT AND AN OPPORTUNITY TO CURE." This should be -->> NOTICE OF FAULT - OPPORTUNITY TO CURE. Notice of default is the final notice, given the fact they have an opportunity to make reparations, they are NOT in default... yet.

And "NOTICE TO AGENT IS NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL AND NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL IS NOTICE TO AGENT", is redundant.

I remember Scott Duncan mentioning, in one of David Vilaca's threads, that you aren't in the position to declare someone in FAULT. So based on that I would go with DEFAULT. You might wanna double check that..

1). Notice of Claim (Telling them your intent about claiming and WHY) 2). Invoice 3). Account statement 4). Notice (saying Hey, where's the check ?) 5). Final Notice (no obligation, only if you feel "nice" :D ) 6). DEFAULT NOTICE 7). LIEN

ChiefRock Sino General - What do you think of the revised letter a few posts above? I think it covers what we discussed and is significantly shorter without missing the main "talking points". Any final suggestions or comments?

lien the interest?

Just had a chat with ChiefRock and he couldn't find the post so I'm bumping it up. :)

Your first paragraph not needed no need to tell him he sent to wrong party. That would be obvious by sending mail back marked. Try not to say unnecessary things. Who is you ? Did you define the party in any paragraph? Your sentence about lawyers contract with client doesn't make a lot of sense and shud be reword ed properly. The laid put terms needs to be redone. It's shorter yes but needs to be more direct and less wordy.

Thanks Chief.