This is crazy shit,
And though it may seem like an impossible scenario to envision in today�s peaceful and stable America, the U.S. military and Department of Homeland Security doesn�t think so. For the last several years they have been war-gaming and simulating widespread economic collapse scenarios and they�ve been stockpiling everything from armored vehicles to riot gear in over 8,000 counties across the United States in preparation for the civil unrest that would explode from coast to coast.
Actually, I don't have a machete, but I do have a pretty sweet DJ System... not that that would necessarily instill fear, unless I played Michael Bolton over and over...