a�lert (-l�rt)
adj.
1. Vigilantly attentive; watchful: alert to danger; an alert bank guard. See Synonyms at aware.
2. Mentally responsive and perceptive; quick.
3. Brisk or lively in action: the bird's alert hopping from branch to branch.
n.
1. A signal that warns of attack or danger: Sirens sounded the alert for an air raid.
2. A condition or period of heightened watchfulness or preparation for action: Nuclear-armed
Go back to sipping your urine coffee and mind your own business before I bill you to administrate the shit out of you...Think of how bad the coffee you will be able to afford will taste then if the good stuff you have now is essence of urine ;)
You can't bill me John. I am not a person. I have a person. And by what authority do YOU address me as "YOU". YOU shall address me as "Your excellence".