The Tender For Law

Volume 6

Jun 20, 2014 1:37 AM

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Scott Duncan

Maybe I'm wrong!

Maybe the Royal Bank DID put parsley and olives on his $300,000! I could certainly see why he'd want them to stop!

Alas, if the Royal Bank DID GARNISH his $300,000, he has a CULINARY problem, not a LEGAL problem. :D

Bruno Hiller

I see that assholes signs all over the city of Winnipeg. I called him once regarding some commercial property and he never did get back to me, and I'm considering that my luck. I'd hate to have a partially illiterate agent working for my benefit.

Jo Xappie

Do you remember THE CHAMP from Q107?

My long time friend Knuckles Muldoon invites me out to some real fancy restaurant for dinner.

As I'm sitting down, the waiter says to me: "pardon me sir, can I push in your stool?'

I said, "pardon"

"pardon me sir, can I push in your stool?'

Well I snap, loose it hit him with a flurry to the solar plexus, and as he's lying on the floor I say to him "How's that for your Pardon me sir can I push in your stool"

EVER SINCE, I'VE BEEN THE CHAMP