Eamonn O Brien
Solicitors (lawyers) are cunts because they prey on ignorance. Unlike a mechanic who may tell you changing a car bulb is easy and show you how because he appreciates knowledge, lawyers only see money.
Weak minded people are prime targets for lawyers. "I need this done. I need to ring the solicitor".
No. You don't! Find your balls, remove the shrink wrapping, and fucking use them...