Thanks!!! I liked this post so much I threw out my copy of "Text 'Tard for Dummies" :)

...there's a reason there are so many homes for battered women, you know :P

Hollow implied threat, sir. I couldn't get you to beat me if I offered remuneration and brought my own stick. I think I see where you're going with that though.

...FOO-ing. I can make it happen.

There should be homes for victims of FOO-ing. * Resisting the "tard".

Well there AREN'T! You know why? BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU DESERVE IT!

:P

I'll just sit quietly and wait for some kindly stranger to metaphorically come to my rescue.

Ok... You do that. That'll show me!

LOL

Oops! 'tard. A million pardons sir.

I often write in Quebtard, but that dosen't COUNT :P

Yes it does! It's like you Quebecois have a different word for EVERYTHING!

Well....I am sure this will be ENFORCED as it is POLICY and POLICIES are meant to be ENFORCED.

Hellos ! :P

See ? ....Quebtard is FULLY accepted in here ! :D

That's Frenglish. There's a difference.

:D

M R ducks. M R not! R 2. C dem wangs? L I B. M R ducks.

Disclaimer: Freedumd ahead >> "Legalese is the hidden language of the 'Temple Bar.' The use of this hidden language is ubiquitous on our world, used to deceive the masses with exoteric meanings within a hidden esoteric structure. Due to the nature of contracts, as they are created on earth, it is up to both parties to gain knowledge of what they are agreeing to. Which means if you agree to a contract unwittingly, it is not 'their fault' you do not understand what the terms in the contract are; although they are deceptive acts and pratices..." http://sitsshow.blogspot.ca/2014/06/legalese-and-english-are-two-different.html http://sitsshow.blogspot.ca/2014/06/notice-of-mistake-to-irs-editable-word.html

Aye Aye Admiral, I read you loud and clear. The Queens English it is.

Scott Duncan, I noticed you used the � symbol. my thinking is that is a Registered Trademark. Is the term "Text tard" registered?

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Yes Chris. Scott has registered the @ symbol and hash tags.

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