A new PROPER NOTICE just got invented......it's called
NOTICE of ADMINISTRATION
Just saying :-o
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Anibal Jose Baez
The notice, or just the title for the notice?
Scott Duncan
Um...
Chris Evan
???
Anibal Jose Baez
I have a new one too... NOTICE of INHALATION AND EXHALATION
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/um
Scott Duncan
*facepalm*
Jo Xappie
NOTICE OF THE LIBRARY OF MY ASS
Pete Daoust
Fuck, you guys want me to supply the fucking laptop with it ? :(
Pete Daoust
Bunch of fucking noodles :D
Jo Xappie
HUBBA HUBBA :)
Anibal Jose Baez
Hahaha! Go have a cigarette, at least I'm just fucking with you! :P
Pete Daoust
For 3 easy payment of 149.95, I'll reveal EVERYTHING :D
Jo Xappie
Just Xappy to be here
Jo Xappie
and if you order now, you get an extra set free
Anibal Jose Baez
The new guru in town!
Jo Xappie
Noticimus of librarium per derrierium
Scott Duncan
CAPITUS DICKUS ERECTUS! :D
Jo Xappie
no really can we see the new stuff, c'mon Pete Daoust :P
Pete Daoust
ENLARGUS VAGINUS WETTUS
Scott Duncan
Freeeeeeeeeeeeee-DUMB!
Jo Xappie
I have a credit card ready
Jo Xappie
Pete Daoust Its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean :P
Pete Daoust
Sorry, a distraction moment, due to a Hydro-Quebec truck parked in front of my house... :/
Jo Xappie
time to administrate
Pete Daoust
It's for the second neighbor :-o
Jo Xappie
guess his back pocket is empty :(
Pete Daoust
Fuck !! :(
Jo Xappie
now what?
Pete Daoust
Wait....I'll go there... :D ...be back :D
Pete Daoust
They are installing these new meters, everywhere, but not here !! ?
I wonder why ?... o_O
Jo Xappie
smart meters?
Chris Evan
If its hard you are doing it wrong
Pete Daoust
Yes, these smart meters....
Jo Xappie
freee dumb meters
Pete Daoust
:D
Pete Daoust
Ok, what was this thread's about ?...
Jo Xappie
this thread is about filtering out BULLSHIT
Pete Daoust
Oh yes, this Notice of Administration :D
Jo Xappie
and having a few laughs while you're filtering :)
CJ ML
Smart meters are for remote reporting. Also, allows them to remotely cut off service. Look for a company called silver springs networks
Jo Xappie
why are they doing installs after regular business hours?????
CJ ML
Can't wait until nest has a credit card reader on it.
Pete Daoust
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION
ADMINISTRATION FEES CONCERNING PIERRE DAOUST 26X-XXX-XXX
Being the sole Authorized Administrator of the person named PIERRE DAOUST, here are the administration fees concerning public debts that are sent to this person I happen to have.
The first administrative process will be free, courtesy of the Sole Authorized Administrator, which is "ME", the Man that have this person.
It is understood and agreed that if I have to administrate a debt more than once, because the beneficiary is simply incompetent, the following fees will apply.
If you already presented this debt to the payment, without my authorization, that will be YOUR problem, and be consider FRAUD by "ME".
Fees of $250.00, on the alleged debt, each time sharing information on my part to the beneficiary of said debt
Fees of $3000.00 per hour for any additional information.
Be advised that I do not buy any public debt, I choose to administrate them by completing the bills of exchange you supply with it, so you need to address the surety of the person named PIERRE DAOUST with the inscription number 119xxxxxxx and/or the Social Security number 26x-xxx-xxx for your remittance. Said surety is in Bank of Canada.
With Respect, Honor, Dignity and integrity.
Authorized By: (seal)
:P
Pete Daoust
I guess because during business hours, no one is home, Jo Xappie....that is just a guess though... :/
Jo Xappie
The meter is on the outside of the house
Jo Xappie
guess there's a feeling of impending doom from Hydro if they don't get the meters in NOW!
Pete Daoust
They won't change mine.....
Jo Xappie
Give them a NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION
Jo Xappie
show them the receipt for your purchase of the materials so they know its authentic :P
Pete Daoust
Oh fuck, they have ALL the available notices..... :D
Pete Daoust
Jo Xappie, do you PAY for electricity ?
CJ ML
But natural gas smart meters can pinpoint meth labs!!! ; )
Jo Xappie
not directly, no
Jo Xappie
my trustee takes care of that for me
Pete Daoust
Oh... :)
Jo Xappie
Jason Moreland don't forget grow ops
Pete Daoust
Does that trustee send you a BILL, Jo Xappie ?
CJ ML
No one likes to talk about energy IT.. Where is my red stapler?
Jo Xappie
trustee has been given EVERYTHING
Scott Duncan
Smart meters explode on a regular basis.
CJ ML
They didn't tell us about those.
Pete Daoust
:D
Jo Xappie
Hey to switch gears a bit, did you see that Orville Redenbacher won the Ontario election
http://www.veooz.com/photos/wHGCbyr.html
Jo Xappie
Popcorn for everyone!!
Tom Davies
Fuck...Pierre, they're gonna know when your neighbour switches over to "Bud" cycle. :(
Chris Evan
Joelle....hate to break it to you, but 100% of the corn grown in the US is TREATED. Your best bet is to only buy blue popcorn.
Cody Strunk
Pete Daoust what's ur bill of exchange look like bc mine nvr work. They send em bk maybe im doin somethin wrong but man have i been trying to fig that shit out. Also wut is the "inscription number"? U put in that notice?
Scott Duncan
Wy do u writ lik a fukn retrd?
Pete Daoust
Maybe that's why it never work :-D
Pete Daoust
Fuck, this guy is an artist ! :-D
Scott Duncan
Seriously. If you write like that on any LEGAL document, then I think you have stumbled onto why nothing you make, "works".
Cody Strunk
I guess this would be the first time i have to explain that to a dumb ass, ITS FASTER TO ABBREV. ONLY A RETARD CANT READ IT so my apologies :)
Scott Duncan
Well Us "retards" won't be bothering you anymore.
Pete Daoust, please relieve this man of the burden of group membership. He shouldn't have to endure "retards" like us.
Scott Duncan
...never mind. I did it myself.
Chris � S�illeabh�in
Well he's abbreviations didn't see that coming..
Pete Daoust
Sorry Admiral, I was busy with a steering wheel :-(
Pete Daoust
His bill of exchange never work !!!.... :-D
Scott Duncan
Hell, even THIS exchange didn't work for him :D
Los Blanc
When writing a notice, is it be advantageous to write them in the present tense by eliminating the (ed) and (ing) from the end of a word when possible?
Pete Daoust
Why is that ?
Los Blanc
To eliminate possible ambiguity and presumption on the readers part?
Pete Daoust
And how (ed) and (ing) would create ambiguity and presumptions ?
Jo Xappie
NOTICED OF ADMINSTATIVING
Pete Daoust
:D
Pete Daoust
ERECTUSED DICKUSED FUCKUSED :D
Jo Xappie
Hope I cleared that up for you :P
Jo Xappie
Seriously, did anyone ever think that Orville Redenbacher would win a majority government in Ontario????
Pete Daoust
The ????? dosen't work, for me :P
Los Blanc
To eliminate the (ing) makes the word like a RULE, a constant, rather than just a momentary condition that is subject to change.
In other words, why would I want to suggest to the reader of my notice that some of my conditions are momentary instead of rules / law that can't be subject to outside conditions of contract fostered by presumption?
Jo Xappie
Sorry, I'm just dumb-founded with the out come.
Jo Xappie
Los Blanc this message has a 30 second time limit.........GET IT?
Los Blanc
kinda
Scott Duncan
Los Blanc, have you read PROPER NOTICE FOR IDIOTS?
I'm going to say "no" because you're asking these questions.
Jo Xappie
That read was awesome! :)
Los Blanc
Alright, at least somebody is willing to direct my attention to the proper reading material...thanks, Scott.
Scott Duncan
Do correct me if I'm mistaken, so I can ridicule your reading skills :D
Pete Daoust
LOL...
Pete Daoust
:D
Los Blanc
heheh....I like this forum.
Pete Daoust
Jo Xappie, liking your post sounds gay
Oh wait !!! :/
Jo Xappie
Does that answer your question?
Jo Xappie
what is "pos"?
Los Blanc
...before I get to my above homework, one last question for today.
From Pete's NOTICE: "The first administrative process will be free, courtesy of the Sole Authorized Administrator, which is ME, the Man that have this person."
Is there a significant legal difference in saying, "i, a man" that administrates this person, instead of "ME, the Man"?
1st) I can't logically claim that I'm "THE (only) man" without committing perjury. However, I can claim i'm a man...or at least a hybrid-monkey.
2nd) Upper and lower case letters signify different statuses:
- the government may mistakenly know me as Los Monkey Blanc
- the government may also mistakenly know me as LOS MONKEY BLANC
- but...the government fraudulently knows me as Los Monkey -BLANC.
- and given all the allowable mistakes in law, i can claim that people refer to me as los monkeyboy (nickname galore) blanc ......(Capitis diminutio minima), no?
Jo Xappie
Think Scott Duncan said it best "CAPITUS DICKUS ERECTUS"
Los Blanc
...
Jo Xappie
You are the only one that adds value
Los Blanc
yep, i'm the principal.
Pete Daoust
The "creditor" would make more sense. since it's all debt...
Scott Duncan
REMEMBER THE CORE: IT'S ALL ACCOUNTING AND SURETY
Los Blanc
^^^ With the said, i would add more value to these discussion by learning to ask better questions.
Pete Daoust
I'll try hard, Scott :-D
Pete Daoust
Did you asked questions ? :-\
Los Blanc
lol...wups...i miss(ed) the ed.
Los Blanc
Regarding accounting; (General jurisdiction over fields / land, army, Lieber Code, etc.) if the principal Creditor is a "peaceful inhabitant" under the Lieber Code, then it's the occupying Trustee Corporation's DUTY to protect the private property of the "non-combatant" creditor, right? Or should the BELLIGERENT creditor "combat" with a few NOTICES just to make sure all is in order in GOOD FAITH / TRUST?
OR should I refrain from mashing all that shit together into a disgusting stew of misinformational CAPITUS DICKUS ERECTUS?
Scott Duncan
Less Speak. More Read.
Scott Duncan
I can't dumb it down further.
Chris Evan
Pete Daoust....I was thinking....the Administration fees that the Trustee for CHRIS charges are $300 per BoE completed. I am thinking of changing that to a percentage such as 20% of the BoE for a Service Fee....it makes more sense in my brain...
Pete Daoust
You're the Boss, Chris Evan :-\
Chris Evan
What? How? Only to guys here in Pbiddy
Chris Evan
Never mind....lol. I see what you are talking about
Jo Xappie
says who? Only two guys here?
Chris Evan
I have these guys here who are always looking for direction from me! :-)
CJ ML
Jo Xappie
And the purpose of this logo Jason Moreland is? :P
CJ ML
"I have these guys here who are always looking for direction from me" It was a joke in response to this statement.
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