The Tender For Law

Volume 6

Jun 10, 2014 8:05 PM

Lai Ping Lee

lai ping lee's vision is to continue to stand in the front-line to confront the banking and the court system to re-establish COMMON LAW GRAND JURY back in to the justice system. This win in court will be setting a PRECEDENT case in Canada, transpiring millions of people to not be homeless, this can assist millions of people to overturn their foreclosure case and make it possible for millions of people to stop paying into the current fraudulent debt system. Another big vision is to file a Class Action lawsuit against the private corporation bankers and to take back OUR country's money printing Power. i believe with your support, we can CHANGE the fraudulent banking game ! Certainly, this Is possible if we demand it. Look at Iceland's country, where the people took back the power to print their own money in the year 2010. ~ ~ In gratitude to YOUR support for share this message ~~ ~~~

lai ping lee exposes bank corruption with Michael Tellinger

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lai ping lee takes Baton from Michael Tellinger , to walk the path that speaks the TRUTH, challenging the Canadian fraudulent banking system and bring consci...

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Lai Ping Lee

Today�s planet earth is an extraordinary place. More people choose to seek TRUTH, more people choose to speak the TRUTH, the corrupt government and the fraudulent bankers cannot keep any secret from humanity. Please support US to share above video around the WORLD, Participate be part of the CHANGE, Contribute consciousness into the system and assist US to RE-establish COMMON LAW back into the justice system. It is possible to CHANGE the unlawful game and stop the injustice, when we UNITE and STAND up to insist the CHANGE. ~~~ In gratitude ~~

Bonnie Marie Baker

I wish everyone would print out and send this notice to there private utility crooks at least try to stop this crime against humanity:

NOTICE & WARNING TO: EVERY/ALL UTILITY COMPANIES FOR EMBEZZLEMENT , THEFT BY DECEPTION & EXTORTION FAILING TO DISCHARGE ALL DEBTS PURSUANT TO 73RD CONGRESS. SESS 1. CHS. 48 49. JUNE 5, 6,1933 HJR 192 HR 1491 PUBLIC LAW 1 48 STAT 1 PUBLIC LAW 10 CHAPTER 48 STAT 112 PUBLIC LAW 73-10 40 STAT 411 TRADING WITH THE ENEMY ACT (TWEA) OCT 6, 1917 but not limited to: Since House Joint Resolution 192 (HJR 192) (Public law 7310) was passed in 1933 we have only had debt, because all property and gold was seized by the government as collateral in the bankruptcy of the United States. In 1863 the first Bank Act was passed. The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (or OCC) is a US federal agency established by the National Currency Act of 1863 and serves to charter, regulate, and supervise all national banks and the federal branches and agencies of foreign banks in the United States. The OCC was created by Abraham Lincoln to fund the American Civil War but was later transformed into a regulatory agency to instill confidence in the National Banking system and protect consumers from misleading business practices. The Lieber Code, or General Order 100 was also created by Abraham Lincoln in 1863. The National Bank Act (ch. 58, 12 Stat. 665, February 25, 1863) was a United States federal law that established a system of national charters for banks, the United States national banks. It encouraged development of a national currency based on bank holdings of U.S. Treasury securities, the so-called National Bank Notes. It also established the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) as part of the Department of the Treasury. This was to establish a national security holding body for the existence of the monetary policy of the state. The Act, together with Abraham Lincoln�s issuance of �greenbacks�, raised money for the federal government in the American Civil War by enticing banks to buy federal bonds and taxing state bank issued currency out of existence. The law proved defective and was replaced by the National Bank Act of 1864. The money was used to fund the Union army in the fight against the Confederacy. This authorized the OCC to examine and regulate nationally-chartered banks. The above only partially begins to include the historical records and other Acts of Congress that proves the US bankruptcy of 1933 and that there is no money, only credit that the American people are the Creditors. All utilities companies knowingly have been sending their (customers) dividends but, in fact, making each recipient believe that dividend was an invoice for services provided by the utilities companies. The Utilities Companies have mailed through the US Mail an intentional misrepresentation of facts, unfair business practices and each utility company and agents thereof have knowingly with forethought and malice created a fraudulent debt, defrauding the Creditor, that is the recipient of said dividends, that the utilities companies lead the recipient to believe through deception is an invoice. The utilities companies in turn then extract through extortionate measures payment from the customers instead of the utilities companies informing those same recipients that this dividend is in actuality payment to the recipient as a charged off debt pursuant to the incorporated in entirety documented evidence provided herein. Every/all utilities companies have thus created a convertible and fraudulent debt.(see ANALYSIS OF A COUNTRY EMBEZZLED). Every/all utilities companies have failed to pay off any of the public debt but rather unlawfully redirected ill-gotten gains into private corporate accounts through embezzlement, theft by deception, fraudulent conversion, and in violation to each all incorporated in entirety laws established through and as a result of the US Bankruptcy of 1933, wherein there is no money, only �bank Notes� which are but only a promise to pay. Thus all debts are to be discharged as agreed, but the utilities companies (and banks) through their greed have not discharged any debt, fraudulently making the utility customer deeper in debt by utilities companies use of �Bank Notes� or �promissory Notes� that the utilities companies add to the public debt side of the books rather than discharging the debts as stipulated in Public Laws, House Resolutions, and House Joint Resolutions. Additionally, the alleged invoices sent to every recipient is a dividend an/or a coupon to the recipient. The utilities companies all know this to be a fact. The Comptroller of The Currency also knows all of the above to be irrefutable facts, but is acting as a money laundering agency by/for/through/ the privately owned Federal Reserve, in Houston Texas, et al. The Comptroller of the Currency at County, State, and Federal level all know the incorporated documents and testimony to be true, but have yet to discharge any of the public debt, therefore have misappropriated funds through embezzlement, theft by deception, obtaining money through false pretenses, extortion and other predicate acts since the date of Comptroller of the Currency inception of 1863. All utility companies, which are private for profit corporations, regardless of location, are knowingly participating in the fraud and ponzi scheme with the intent to fraudulently convert this and every other country�s wealth into private industry accounts by fraudulent conveyance, embezzlement, theft by deception, creating fraudulent debts, ponzi scheme and fraud through the US Mail, just for starters. Every judge and every attorney in America, especially those who hold positions with several direct connections into the utilities companies bank accounts and acting as attorneys for the banks, most presumably in all other countries as well, since they all get their instructions from England the same place that all the banks get their instructions through the Comptroller of The Currency headquarters in London England, each knowing the above and incorporated to be true, since they are well versed on the US Bankruptcy of 1933 and that America still remains to date in a state of Emergency and operates under English Law, though that also is supposed to be a well kept secret. This means there �IS NO MONEY.� It further means that since there is no money American�s signatures are used as the credit to run this country. That in turn means that it is the American people whom are the Creditors not the Debtors, as the banks and utilities companies would like everyone to believe. The utilities companies have been operating with this knowledge with intent, forethought and malice to commit the crimes mentioned herein but not limited to. Due to the facts incorporated herein in entirety, all debts are to be charged off, including but not limited to every alleged utilities invoice, which each/all have actually been a dividend, for which every utilities company embezzled payment through fraud, using extortion and other threats to discontinue service if �Payment is not made.� These alleged invoices were dividends that every utilities company using deceptive business practice lead the public to believe were debts owed, when it is a fact that it is the utilities companies who owe the American public all those fraudulently received ill gotten gains plus the interest, stocks, bonds and other proceeds derived therefrom. All utilities companies are now put on notice that all debts are to be charged off pursuant to the stipulated and incorporated herein Acts et al. Authorized representative for______________________

Lai Ping Lee

i am a woman, i am invoke common law court, my friends, you all have your journey to challenge the system, yet, i am still learning, and i am willing to speak my TRUTH, maybe that is not your truth, but, i accept you as who you are, let us oversee the difference, focus on being the change we want to see in the world. ~ Peace and Light

Chip Douglas

"when I was in court, I do revoke the name game, now, look into the next step"

Lee Lai Ping, i remember reading about you awhile back going to court, and where the justice actually said to you something like- "...unless you give me the power, there's nothing i can do to help you".....did you ever actually find out what he meant by that, id like to know myself what exactly he meant by- "...unless you give me the power..."

Anibal Jose Baez

In other words, Lee Lai Ping, your do not have a PERSON with STANDING to do all that you are planning to do (if it even was possible to do). Let this sink in.

And you have COMMON LAW as PRECEDENT to support what Scott has said.

<<Common law (also known as case law or precedent) is law developed by judges through decisions of courts and similar tribunals, as opposed to statutes adopted through the legislative process or regulations issued by the executive branch.[1]>>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_law

Chip Douglas

" Chip Douglas, thanks for the information, I am looking into this, have a wonderful evening"

What? All i did was remind you of something that you should've took as a clue from that Justice..

What was that Justice then Scott really trying to say to her back then when he said- "...unless you give me the power, there's nothing i can do to help you..." ?

David-Paul Sip

I recall these words from the Justice Chip. I imagine that the Justice would be the best person to ask. How could folks know what the Justice meant or was thinking? My guess would be that the Justice was waiting for Lee Lai Ping to act like the sole administrator and state what she required of the court. Perhaps the Justice was accepting the role of Trustee? Only a guess.

Stuart Stone

Hmmmm, Chip Douglas, I get the feeling that maybe, after she deflected surety for the person (if that is what she did) the justice was requesting to be appointed trustee so that he could act as administrator on the person's behalf.

It reminds me of a similar situation for dean clifford, where he could only have the assistance and protection of the Aquilae Trust once he requested it, because Dean CLIFFORD has been liened into the Aquilae trust, so any and all matters pertaining to Dean CLIFFORD would be outside of the court's jurisdiction...my apologies if I have not recalled the details accurately.

Lai Ping Lee

Joey Spirit, I learned that everyone have different path to walk on, not one road is the perfect one to fit all, I choose to invoke common law grand jury back into the justice system, then , man, woman is the one that have say in court, not the per-decide judge.

Pete Daoust

Old courthouses with the two jury boxes necessary to accommodate the 24 jurors of a grand jury can still be seen.[25] The grand jury would evaluate charges and return what was called a "true bill (of indictment)" if the charges were to proceed.[26] or a verdict of nolle prosequi if not.[24] The practice gradually disappeared in Canada over the course of the twentieth century, after being the subject of extended discussions late in the 19th.[24] It was ultimately abolished in 1984 when the Nova Scotia courts formally ended the practice.

Brian Burgi

there is no True Bills because there is no true claims anymore they are all just transactions of security interests. Therefore all those who engage in the process have an interest in the matter including the administrator acting as justice. This puts everyone in the courtroom in the pathetic position of "unclean hands" liars and thieves unless of course you choose to do business with the pirates.....

LaNi Black

Let's circle back around to this please....

"A WOMAN CANNOT BE A PERSON UNDER THE LAW. That has NEVER changed."

Ummm.....what?

It is understood that we have a person in our pocket, for whom we administrate shit. Okay. But, women cannot be a person under law, as a penis wielding semi-evolved chimp can?? Why?

Joelle Spirit Right, and how is this different for men? Men too have the RIGHT to be recognized as PERSONS under the law. What makes us different, except for the penis thing? We've tried tackling this issue before but we don't seem to get very far likely because the men here out number the women.

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LaNi Black

http://womenshistory.about.com/cs/lives19th/a/blackstone_law.htm

In the 19th century, American and British women's rights -- or lack of them -- depended heavily on the commentaries of William Blackstone which defined a married woman and man as one person under the law. Here's what William Blackstone wrote in 1765: Source: William Blackstone. Commentaries on the Laws of England. Vol, 1 (1765), pages 442-445.

By marriage, the husband and wife are one person in law: that is, the very being or legal existence of the woman is suspended during the marriage, or at least is incorporated and consolidated into that of the husband; under whose wing, protection, and cover, she performs every thing; and is therefore called in our law-French a feme-covert, foemina viro co-operta; is said to be covert-baron, or under the protection and influence of her husband, her baron, or lord; and her condition during her marriage is called her coverture. Upon this principle, of a union of person in husband and wife, depend almost all the legal rights, duties, and disabilities, that either of them acquire by the marriage. I speak not at present of the rights of property, but of such as are merely personal. For this reason, a man cannot grant anything to his wife, or enter into covenant with her: for the grant would be to suppose her separate existence; and to covenant with her, would be only to covenant with himself: and therefore it is also generally true, that all compacts made between husband and wife, when single, are voided by the intermarriage. A woman indeed may be attorney for her husband; for that implies no separation from, but is rather a representation of, her lord. And a husband may also bequeath any thing to his wife by will; for that cannot take effect till the coverture is determined by his death. The husband is bound to provide his wife with necessaries by law, as much as himself; and, if she contracts debts for them, he is obliged to pay them; but for anything besides necessaries he is not chargeable. Also if a wife elopes, and lives with another man, the husband is not chargeable even for necessaries; at least if the person who furnishes them is sufficiently apprized of her elopement. If the wife be indebted before marriage, the husband is bound afterwards to pay the debt; for he has adopted her and her circumstances together. If the wife be injured in her person or her property, she can bring no action for redress without her husband's concurrence, and in his name, as well as her own: neither can she be sued without making the husband a defendant. There is indeed one case where the wife shall sue and be sued as a feme sole, viz. where the husband has abjured the realm, or is banished, for then he is dead in law; and the husband being thus disabled to sue for or defend the wife, it would be most unreasonable if she had no remedy, or could make no defence at all. In criminal prosecutions, it is true, the wife may be indicted and punished separately; for the union is only a civil union. But in trials of any sort they are not allowed to be evidence for, or against, each other: partly because it is impossible their testimony should be indifferent, but principally because of the union of person; and therefore, if they were admitted to be witness for each other, they would contradict one maxim of law, "nemo in propria causa testis esse debet"; and if against each other, they would contradict another maxim, "nemo tenetur seipsum accusare." But, where the offence is directly against the person of the wife, this rule has been usually dispensed with; and therefore, by statute 3 Hen. VII, c. 2, in case a woman be forcibly taken away, and married, she may be a witness against such her husband, in order to convict him of felony. For in this case she can with no propriety be reckoned his wife; because a main ingredient, her consent, was wanting to the contract: and also there is another maxim of law, that no man shall take advantage of his own wrong; which the ravisher here would do, if, by forcibly marrying a woman, he could prevent her from being a witness, who is perhaps the only witness to that very fact.

In the civil law the husband and the wife are considered as two distinct persons, and may have separate estates, contracts, debts, and injuries; and therefore in our ecclesiastical courts, a woman may sue and be sued without her husband.

But though our law in general considers man and wife as one person, yet there are some instances in which she is separately considered; as inferior to him, and acting by his compulsion. And therefore any deeds executed, and acts done, by her, during her coverture, are void; except it be a fine, or the like manner of record, in which case she must be solely and secretly examined, to learn if her act be voluntary. She cannot by will devise lands to her husband, unless under special circumstances; for at the time of making it she is supposed to be under his coercion. And in some felonies, and other inferior crimes, committed by her through constraint of her husband, the law excuses her: but this extends not to treason or murder.

The husband also, by the old law, might give his wife moderate correction. For, as he is to answer for her misbehaviour, the law thought it reasonable to intrust him with this power of restraining her, by domestic chastisement, in the same moderation that a man is allowed to correct his apprentices or children; for whom the master or parent is also liable in some cases to answer. But this power of correction was confined within reasonable bounds, and the husband was prohibited from using any violence to his wife, aliter quam ad virum, ex causa regiminis et castigationis uxoris suae, licite et rationabiliter pertinet. The civil law gave the husband the same, or a larger, authority over his wife: allowing him, for some misdemeanors, flagellis et fustibus acriter verberare uxorem; for others, only modicam castigationem adhibere. But with us, in the politer reign of Charles the second, this power of correction began to be doubted; and a wife may now have security of the peace against her husband; or, in return, a husband against his wife. Yet the lower rank of people, who were always fond of the old common law, still claim and exert their ancient privilege: and the courts of law will still permit a husband to restrain a wife of her liberty, in the case of any gross misbehaviour.

These are the chief legal effects of marriage during the coverture; upon which we may observe, that even the disabilities which the wife lies under are for the most part intended for her protection and benefit: so great a favourite is the female sex of the laws of England.

Source: William Blackstone. Commentaries on the Laws of England. Vol, 1 (1765), pages 442-445.

LaNi Black

Can you make that clearer? Common law is what we are under, yes? Well, in most states...with exception of LA, and some civil statutes in CA?

https://www.law.berkeley.edu/library/robbins/CommonLawCivilLawTraditions.html

So, MD, NJ, UT, and the rest....common law is the functioning law?

LaNi Black

I could've married twice. I was waiting to be in love. Now, I'm going to marry a gay man. He'll leave me the hell alone and mind his damn business, and we'll both benefit.

I hate old, white men....and their dumb ass laws.

Anibal Jose Baez

Hey, it's better than the position you have now, LaNi. Plus, is no different than what you see today. Many women run the money part of a marriage anyways. If you want a stronger position in law and commerce, marrying a mama's boy, and taking over the administration is a real option.

Gail Marie

I'm not fully comprehending the affect of women not being persons...the appearance is that both men and women receive the same benefits.... say for example, Lani was going to sue or lien someone, the fact she is a single woman (ie not a person), would void any action she may take? or vice versa, if she was being sued, she would not be able to administrate and or defend herself if she went to court?

LaNi Black

But, my last question....please.

so, my last question?? common and civil will lay back and circle jerk themselves into a coma, while my force field of liened first directorship and shareholder-dom protects me?

#Peeewwnpeewwwnnn????

I hope.

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Anibal Jose Baez

<<I hate that we are baited to waste so much fucking time marching and shit, and this is the fucking law, and you need chess strategy to escape.>>

LaNi Black, I hear what you are saying, but these things are NOT hidden, and we have failed to be fully responsible of our lives.

Look at all the time that took you to ask the right questions, and only because you were mad as hell. But, you finally are on to something!

What I am trying to say is that part of the programing is for us to always identify the problem, immediately blame someone else, and never actually do anything about it. It's the bankers, it's the government, it's white people, it's the devil, anybody but OURSELVES.

I stopped blaming everyone, and came to accept full responsibility for my life. Nobody was deceiving me. I was a willing participant, and I was deceiving myself. But not any more.

LaNi Black

"Case in Point!!"

Mackximus, I am trying not to do all of this:

"What I am trying to say is that part of the programing is for us to always identify the problem, immediately blame someone else, and never actually do anything about it. It's the bankers, it's the government, it's white people, it's the devil, anybody but OURSELVES.

I stopped blaming everyone, and came to accept full responsibility for my life. Nobody was deceiving me. I was a willing participant, and I was deceiving myself. But not any more."

But, we're negotiating 'Operation Deep Throat'

What the entire fuck??!?!?!? :/

LaNi Black

no, no, no.....I'm not feigning it. I actually am grateful.

You said, "while you're down there..."

I filled in the blank with a suggestion.

I didn't know where you were going with that. It's just the first thing that came to mind.

You seem like you're into that kinky shit.

Scott Duncan

The mythology your kind makes up about me is fascinating. You all just pull shit out of your asses, and brand it "true" and construct a bunch of presumptions on top of it.

Tail... Yes. I really like having sex. I also don't lie about it.

Where does a "like of violence" come into your self-made mythology of yours?

Brian Burgi

Blacks Law Dictionary are not that old and they are all relevant in law(first edition 1890ish)However that being said, there is NO rule of law anymore so when you live in a made up legal system of bullshit you have to learn a little bullshit to reject or navigate through it....

Scott Duncan

Adam Thomas thinks it's English. He "demanded proof it wasn't". Ceit Butler raised the point that LEGAL definitions are DIFFERENT than ENGLISH definitions, and are therefor NOT ENGLISH.

He then had a seizure, and babbled incoherently (speaking in tongues?), got banned and the rest is history.

The point being; My PROOF is self-evident.

CJ ML

Attorn To turn over money, rent, or goods to another. To assign to a specific function or service.

Law Dictionary: What is ATTORN? definition of ATTORN (Black's Law Dictionary) Attorn In feudal law. To transfer or turn over to another. Where a lord aliened his seigniory, he might with the consent of the tenant, and in some cases without attorn or transfer the homage and service of the latter to the alienee or new lord.

LaNi Black

question.

why, as the non-person woman that I am, would I ever get tickets, or judgments, or anything? if they have to create a person to be charged, and I am not considered a person, nor am I considered to have a person, under the color of civil or common law.....what the hell??

Chip Douglas

To ATTORN is to submit to a foreign court's jurisdiction, and, you did it VOLUNTARILY.

There's a guy on the internet Peter Eugene from Privatis.me, who tells people that when an opposing attorney/lawyer tries to create joinder with you, to immediately ask him for his SUBSCRIBED OATH, and to inform him that you dont want anything to do with him until he does. Is there anything to this, Scott?

Chip Douglas

"REALLY make him twitch by CONDITIONALLY ACCEPTING if they provide security for costs... then ask for his insurance underwriter."

Holy shit, it just occurred to me. You have mentioned ALL government employees MUST be BONDED or else they cant work for the government. Would that line you just provided work just as well with making a pushy-police officer or self-important-public servant TWITCH, just as much as a B.A.R. Association member, Scott?

LaNi Black

o_O

How do you know anything about anything about what Derek may, or may not, have asked me?!!?!?!?!?!

I'm gonna kill him.

I will neither confirm nor deny what may or may not have been asked by a certain Derek Moran....

Chip Douglas

This Peter from Privatis.me equated it as- the film-stereotype that a vampire cant come into your house, unless, you INVITED him in to begin with. Hence- as Ontario is a common law jurisdiction, and BAR-members are from a FOREIGN jurisdiction, they are unable to deal with you unless you deal with them in ANY way. The line he said to use with them Scott was something like- "I do not waive my objection to venue"...is there anything to this, too?

Lai Ping Lee

!!!!!!!! Wake up from the Matrix !!!!!!!!

If you want to be FREE from this endless 9-5 grind of working for someone else and keeping most of your MONEY instead of giving it to Corporations who suck the life blood out of you and having more FREE time to yourself, read on and watch this video.

When we go to a bank to APPLY for a loan or mortgage, did the bank actually give you any tangible CASH ? The bank just give you some DIGITAL number from their account to YOURS ?? For some reason, we have been PORGRAM to pay back those DIGITAL numbers with interest. Some times it may take 20 or 30 YEARS of our hard LABOR and working like a slave to pay off the debt. When you STOP making payment, the bank can come after you and take your PROPERTY , completely DISREGARD the money you had put down and already been PAYING for years. Do you think that is LAWFUL ??

Yet, the shocking TRUTH is that the Bank is not after anyone for money, since the private bankers own the printing MONEY machine, they can print out whatever the amount they want to. The FACT is that the banking cabal designed this DIGITAL money GAME to keep humanity in debt slavery. This was why the bankers constructed this money-game to CONTROL mankind, to keep ordinary people in their slavery SYSTEM ........ working, paying, living in fear, worrying, drowning in never ending debt, and no time to learn about who we truly ARE, what we are meant to BE .......

Oh, if this info inspire you to SEEK, please share with other people, In gratitude ~~http://youtu.be/RZSz36RnC_0

Lai Ping Lee

we all have our own calling on earth to do, my mission is here to inspire others to walk on the seeking journey and support other people to STAND on the truth, my truth may not YOUR truth, Yet, i respect YOURS, wish we can put our difference aside, and focus on the bigger picture, indeed, the way that humanity can experience new earth is by UNITE together and to make the CHANGE , sending you all light and love

Anibal Jose Baez

There is no "my truth" or "your truth". There is TRUTH. Only one. There is no different "truths".

What you are attempting to do iis NOT comendable, and it's borderline evil. The way humanity can experience a "new earth" is to not have folks that think like you, Lee Lai Ping.

You want all the "blessings", without the liability, and you value ignorance, instead of knowledge. You are recipe for failure.

Scott Duncan

You've clearly never experienced my "facial of love" and I wish you to feel it... To share this profound...love..

It's TOTALLY better than the imaginary "Light and Love" thing you are pretending... I offer REAL SEMEN not pretend "love" :D

Ceit Butler

I couldn't help it...it's like a train wreck, I couldn't NOT look. :p

"Psychologist Gordon Gallup at SUNY-Albany who specializes in human reproductive competition and behavior, is suggesting that oral sex could serve as a kind of cure for morning sickness. "

You could start up a service for young, unwed mothers-to-be! :D

Scott Duncan

Lee Lai Ping here is a few points that show that our "differences" cannot be put aside:

MY "reality" = REALITY.

YOUR "reality" = Shit you make up and "believe".

See the problem? :D

So let's RESOLVE that! Get on your knees and let's make some high-end "BRAZZERS-GRADE" PORN! :D IT'S REAL BABY!

Ceit Butler

I can't stop reading! :D

" Galliano Cum Shot by Paul Photenhauer Galliano is an Italian herbal liqueur with a distinct yellow color. Despite its unique exotic flavor, it does not overpower the semen at all. In fact, the mellow, spicy vanilla tones enhance the seminal notes."

Ceit Butler

You mean this statement is false?!

"The book outlines the benefits of consuming cum as a super-vitamin drink providing nutrients that strengthen your nails, put a shine in your hair and give a glow to your skin."

Consuming semen WON'T give me the shiny hair and glowy skin that I so desperately desire?! Well, that changes everything! :p

Ceit Butler

"Natural Harvest � A collection of semen-based recipes was written in 2008 after about 2 years of experimenting with semen cooking. The idea of cooking with semen came to me during a dinner party with some friends, where we discussed that us men want our partner to swallow, yet don�t want to taste it ourselves. I came to the conclusion that we should also ingest our own semen and a little while later I tried ejaculating into a hot frying pan. The first semen recipe was born and I began work on my semen cookbook."

How do you go from saucy dinner-party conversation, to jerking off into a frying pan? Come on boys, someone chime in here...I require the "male perspective" on this one. How DOES one get to that point? :D

Tom Davies

"Look up what ATTORN means and you will see what an ATTORNEY does An ATTORNEY transfers Jurisdiction and makes you a WARD OF THE COURT. By not accepting the role of Surety, am I administratively staying out of the Courts Jurisdiction. No question mark needed. This is fact." . NEW ADMIRAL SAYS MUGS...Kent ???