May 27, 2014 1:51 AM

:-D

Ok, fuck the forklift :-D

WHERE, oh WHERE do I start?

"Blessed by God" might be a good choice. :p

OK, I'll start slowly...

Laura, how did you come across my group?

:'(

Just washed my hands ffs !!!!!

Ah, see, it doesn't work that way.

You see, when I ask a question, you WILL answer, or you WILL be turffed. Rules notwithstanding.

Laura which God has blessed you?

Well then you will LOVE this rule: NO ACRONYMS! ACRONYMS are the tools of cronyism! You DEFINE FIRST.

...and, no I did not just make that up.

Not me, never seen her before :-\

Your "FB" answer is not acceptable. I do not promote this group, so you had to have found this group SOMEHOW. THAT is what I am asking.

Me either

Did Thor bless you, Laura BlessedbyGod Johnson?

Did Prometheus bless you, Laura BlessedbyGod Johnson? ...because that was a pretty fucking ethical God! He walked the talk! Not like that pussy Jesus, who claimed to have "died for your sins", even though he stopped being dead, to make the claim... meaning he had a bad long weekend for these undefined "sins"... which he slept through most of...

Did Ra bless you Laura BlessedbyGod Johnson?

...because slaves get shit done!

Seriously... why doesn't anyone read through this group before OPTING in?

The "belief" in a higher power shows that "the intelligence level" isn't worth OUR time.

Some people will join anything :/

NAME, address, postal code, phone number, inscription number, SIN number of these two respected friends please ? :-\

"simpleton group"?? How on EARTH did she figure that?

what's that ?

This chimp just said intelligece levels. Impressive. You could always ask your god for answers. Oh sorry no you can't, it doesn't exist, but if you could do that, you wouldn't be searching elsewhere. :-) blessed by a triple case of the jack ass. Now beg for your soul servant.

Pete Daoust, please "Fix Her Up". Be sure you check the "ban" option.

Too late, she managed to find the door all by herself. :p

Seriously. Adults with imaginary friends don't have the right to call ANYBODY "ignorant" unless they are trying to be ironic.

She fixed herself in her own name !!....(something like that :-\ )

Hi I'm new to this group. My friend Jesus told me about it. Where's the coffee and doughnuts?

Hahaha

We're saving them for the prayer meeting later :D

:-)

Well, the coffee, anyways. I think you'll find the donuts are all over in Reasons We Need a National Kick a Cop In The Face Day. :p

As...uhh...PEACE offerings. Yeah, that's it...

Ok, this forklift now :-(

The body of the christ :-P

We'll put some blood in the coffee

Derek Hill will supply the blood.... :-D

I'll supply the BATON

Wait, I'm confused...which are we talking about now, cops or theists?

same shit

Who are the two "respected" friends she mentioned? Since we are talking about blood, and stuff.

Funny how "god" can never let theist know in advance they will be banned from this group. :D

Maybe "God" is "testing" them. I hear he's big on that sort of thing.

Yes, maybe there is a "lesson" to be learned from all this... NOT! Hahaha!