Pete Daoust
Dear CRA and QRA,
I, as the sole authorized administrator for the person named PIERRE DAOUST, wish you could send a complete statement of account concerning ALL income taxes paid by PIERRE DAOUST, since 1982.
As the sole authorized administrator for PIERRE DAOUST, I will claim the total amount back from you, and you will be able to send PIERRE DAOUST a HUGE Bill of Exchange, so I can administrate that PUBLIC DEBT via PIERRE DAOUST's surety.
With all my love.
Sole Authorized Administrator for PIERRE DAOUST
:P