May 18, 2014 1:41 PM

Paul O'Shea

An inquisitive alien visits Earth to check on our progress as a species, and gets into a conversation with the first person he meets. The alien discovers that we live under the rule of a thing called "government", and wants to understand more about what "government" is, what it does, and why it exists.

Personally, I think this is the best explanation of Govt I've ever heard. Let us know if you agree.

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Chris Evan

May 18, 2014 1:59 PM

This is good!!!

Pete Daoust

May 18, 2014 3:13 PM

Hey Chris Evan, look what I have found :D

Article I. Every human being has the right to life, liberty and the security of his person.

Shit, you guys in MURICKA have a PERSON :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

http://www.oas.org/en/iachr/mandate/Basics/declaration.asp

Pete Daoust

May 18, 2014 4:32 PM

Now, if ever someone keeps saying you ARE the person, throw this under his nose, and watch him/her start babbling :D

Pete Daoust

May 18, 2014 4:34 PM

They will certainly say something like that to you:

Well, heuh, well.....YOU ARE NOT A LAWYER, you CAN'T interpret LAWS... :P

Pete Daoust

May 18, 2014 4:38 PM

And then you say: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU to tell me I can't do this or do that ? :P

Pete Daoust

May 18, 2014 4:39 PM

BY WHAT AUTHORITY you are saying that I CAN'T READ a piece of paper ? .....cunt !!! :D

Pete Daoust

May 18, 2014 4:42 PM

And the discussion might end up at that moment :-\

Anibal Jose Baez

May 18, 2014 5:04 PM

<<Art�culo I. Todo ser humano tiene derecho a la vida, a la libertad y a la SEGURIDAD de su persona. >>

http://www.oas.org/es/cidh/mandato/Basicos/declaracion.asp

Pete Daoust

May 18, 2014 5:04 PM

EXACTELY :D

Anibal Jose Baez

May 18, 2014 5:07 PM

Well, not exactely, but exactly. Hope it's a typo. Please correct my bad English when you see something wrong. It's not my first language, but it sure is the International language of LAW and COMMERCE.

Pete Daoust

May 18, 2014 5:08 PM

Yes :/