Wow. Love it. It's almost as good as reading Tara's writing.

I assume you meant that as a compliment.

Indeed. A cringe-worthy comment, to be sure! :D

Emphasis on cringe.

Depends on where you are. On a vessel, only the captain.

I have offered on several occasions to grant Scott three (or four) wishes. I have yet to be taken seriously :)

Before he gets a snide comment in I should point out that some of his wishes are not achievable by mere mortals.

NOT TRUE! We had "banging strippers in limos". That's up there on the whole "wish list". I can think of many other wishes...

Three words...Swedish Bikini Team.

They haven't even RSVP'd, have they? :(

I think we just haven't put together the right offer :p

So to answer your question, Brauns Orig Libau T?lis, Swedish Bikini Team :P

A wish has to be fulfilled, so whoever is in the room has the DUTY to grant it :D

As long as it's not an "illegal" wish :D

...even then, they're pretty open. :D

Yes, with a few "this note is LEGAL tender, they could fulfill some crazy shit !!!!! :D

Lawyer to his customer. If you want to win, it's $50k If you don't want to win, but don't go to jail, it's $25k If you want 2 years of jail, it's $10k If you don't give a shit, give me $5k, and I'll do my best HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

Thinking of it, it's not that funny :/

:P Belarus bikini babe 1BitCHoin/hr

:putnam: headshot! bjatch

BATTLE BUNNIES! When I have a big enough fleet to justify MARINES, this is what I want! :D

hummm

same idea different topic: http://www.christophercantwell.com/2014/05/17/myth-good-guy-cop/

/\ paragraph, paranoid roid with a god complex

Pope Francis declares himself the antichrist and lucifer. Now I'm really confused??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jc61xBfcGI

Who gives a shit, about POPES ?....he can declare him self the best football player of the year if he wants :P

there's confusion among the ranks

they're changing their beliefs :)

"the Devil made me do it"

Are there any BUNNIES WITH HORNS around?

maybe put that on your mugs

HORNY BUNNIES :)