Pete Daoust
Dear Government, and/or Hospital, and/or Agent, and/or Employee...
I will sign anything you want, if you guarantee me, that you won't put my baby in colateral on ANY PUBLIC DEBT :P
Ho, and I will be the SOLE AUTHORIZED ADMINISTRATOR of ANY public document created in regards of this new born human, until he/she reaches 18.
And I want CONSIDERATION, lots of it.... :D