Maximus Legis
Here's an example of how to deal with a retarded public servant who delusionally thinks he has authority over you. granted he wasn't armed but it was fun.
Census Officer (henceforth indicated by C) Good morning Sir
Me (henceforth indicated by M) It is is it not?
C: I 'm here because you didn't fill out the Census form.
M: Are you?
C: Yes Sir, what's your name?
M: is it?
C: What ?
M: You said what's my name.
c: Yes Sir, what's your name?
M: Is it?
C: Eh?
M: Let me help you. You made a statement thinking you were asking a question. How the fuck do you expect me to deal with you if you don't comprehend basic English? C: Walks away never to be seen again.
True story : )