I let this through, because we haven't had a good christian-bashing thread in a while :D
I'm drunk with the latest victory. I want to beat up christians, eat raw meat and fuck.
J.P. Alexander
:-D
J.P. Alexander
My mother was a minister she cheated on my father with and eventually married a preacher. He was physically and verbally abusive (kept me from school regularly in fear of repercussions from the school because of my injuries, days even weeks at a time) because, well, god.... He hated/hates me because since I was a young child I questioned his BELIEFS and mocked his sermons. :-)
I once openly berated him during a church service he was preaching. ;-) If I learned anything from being victimized by a cultist and my own mother because, well, god. It would be that these people that claim they have a relationship with an imaginary being are dangerous to people in general but mostly their own family members. I always knew I was smarter than THEM!!!
Scott Duncan
She said she was single. I'm sorry. get over it!
J.P. Alexander
Hahaha
J.P. Alexander
She's a harlot
Scott Duncan
Yes. we like those :D
Scott Duncan
Some of my happiest moments in life involved dirty little sluts. Sorry, but it's just true. :/
J.P. Alexander
You ever had the demon of masturbation rebuked out of you in front of a congregation???
I have.....
Scott Duncan
Ever have three women want to fuck you (at the same time) because your mind is so fascinating/compelling, that they want to make babies with you?
...I have.
Ok, it's not really the same. :/ It was a LOT of work though!
J.P. Alexander
Caught me whacking and thought i was possessed. Haha
J.P. Alexander
No. But i have had three woman want to have sex with me at the same time because i am a sex god. Word of mouth is amazing:-)
Scott Duncan
They can ignore that. They can't ignore "make babies". :P
J.P. Alexander
That's powerful
Scott Duncan
You MUST DELIVER! Remember that. If you trigger "babies", be prepared to put out!
I was at this coaching seminar the other day in support of a friend. The exercise was "I want to do X, but Y". Something you want, but what the fear is. get it?
Some woman in front of 200 or so people said "I want God, but I am a sinner". What a fucking crock! The speakers says "Who here thinks they are a sinner?" Just about everyone raised their hands. I thought it was perfect! Bunch of brainwashed sheep....
Pete Daoust
Only FUCKTARDS goes to seminars :D ..( It's written in the dictionary :/ ) ...NOT MY FAULT !! :(
Chris Evan
Do you see a pattern developing here?
Pete Daoust
It's this "in support of a friend" part that makes me laugh :D
Pete Daoust
A friendette, I suppose :P
Pete Daoust
You should have wrote, "in support to my friend dick" :D
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Chris Evan
Actually...negative.
Chris Evan
Pete, some fucktard wrote something on paper.....ooohhh fuck. It must be true then!!
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