Pete Daoust
(phone rings) Me: Hellos !!! Fuctard: MISTER PIERRE DAOUST PLEASE Me: Who's calling ? Fucktard: BLABLABLA Me: Wait please (put on hold) ME:: Administrator can I help you Fucktard: Mister DAOUST ? Me: I am its Sole Authorized Administrator, if you want to speak to PIERRE DAOUST the person, they only method to do it is "IN WRITING"