A Japanese couple is in an argument over ways to experience highly erotic sex.
Husband says, �Sukitak...�
Wife replies, �Kowanini.�
Husband says, �Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!�
Wife on her knees literally begging, �Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!�
Husband replies angrily, �Na miaou kina tim kouji!�
And YOU just sit there, reading this as if you understand Japanese