Anibal Jose Baez
I'll send 100 Doge to the 1st to guess correctly this little trivia. Just for fun, ok?!
Who, from the group, could possibly write something like this:
"I was walking on the beach. I saw a penguin. The penguin raped me. I fought back, but then hugged the penguin. Moving on."
Who do you think could it be? :D 100 Doge! (It's a fun joke, please no taking "offense")