Pete Daoust
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Pete�s Law Dictionary First Edition �
Accounting.,
Definition: To account, to be accountable for, as in WHO accounts for being surety.
Act of Birth.
Definition: A �DEAL� made between a Mother and/or a Father and The Government, that has a COMMERCIAL purpose, and leads to a PERSON�s creation.
Administration,
Definition: Taking care of stuff.
Boat-Bunny.
Definition: Something being used by Scott Duncan.
Birth Certificate.
Definition: A document prepared by an official during the course of his or her regular duties, and which may be used as evidence for certain purposes, like showing who is SURETY for a person.
Deal.
Definition: Commercial agreement.
Debt:
Definition: A thing, usually found in a person�s mailbox, that you can buy back, or discharge via its surety.
Event.
Definition: A specific moment in time, where something specific happened. Like when the government creates a PERSON.
Fucktard: noun.,
Definition: Some one that do stuff because someone else said is OK to do it.
Fuckwit.,
Definition: See Fucktard
Kidfuckery.
Definition: A sport, usually practiced by Priest and/or other Fucktard.
Legal:
Definition: Something written on a piece of paper, usually created by a SUPREME being. Lien.
Definition: An arrest on title, known to be the ONLY valid claim in COMMERCE.
Man: noun.,
Definition: A human with a penis, preferably alive.
Niggeresque.
Definition: Adjective usually employed by someone who love a white Jesus.
Person.,
Definition: A thing, that a Man can use to do commerce with.
Pocket.,
Definition: Something that usually carry a person and/or other stuff
Seminar.,
Definition: A room filled with Fucktard, being taught some stuff by a Man or a Woman
Signature.
Definition: Something you can GIVE, or not.
Supreme Being.
Definition: Include a Man and a Woman.
Surety.,
Definition: Something somewhere, that makes it sure, that a debt will be discharged somehow.
Woman.,
Definition: A human with a vagina, preferably alive.