Steve Lemieux
Actual 3 part document flow:
1. Letter to lawyer 2. Affidavit 3. Questions for bankers
1. Letter for lawyer trying to fuck you over:
ABC Lawyers Date: January1, 2014 123 Main Street Anytown, USA 12345
Ref ABC Bank Loan # 123456
Dear Sir:
I am in receipt of your letter dated 23 June 2006, in which you are threatening to sue me if I do not pay this alleged debt. You can go ahead and sue me if you wish but I intend to prove in court that the subject loan was a fraud from the inception. I intent to ask a CPA and an officer of the bank the attached 160 questions on the stand in open court, and prove that I was never loaned anything.
If in fact, the bank did loan me a depositor's money, then please have an officer of the bank sign the enclosed affidavit, and I will re-consider my position.
Sincerely, John William; Doe
2. Affidavit mentioned in step 1:
AFFIDAVIT
State/Province of XXXXX ) ) SSS XXXXXX County )
1 I, _________________ (printed name) hereby certify that I am an officer of ABC Bank and I have personal, executive, and documented knowledge of loan 123456 which was taken out by John William; Doe on 10 July, 2004.
2 I hereby certify under penalty of perjury that the funds provided for loan 123456 were a depositors money.
I hereby Certify under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct to the best of my firsthand knowledge and belief.
________________ _______________ Signature Date
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
As a Notary Public for the State of ____________, I hereby Certify that _________________________, who is known to me, or who provided suitable proof of identity, and executed the forgoing Affidavit of their own free will and choice.
________________ _______________ Notary Public Date
3. 160 questions for bank shitheads: See OP
Peace