The Crown made an application to the Court to have a court appointed Lawyer do the cross examination of their only witness...they don't want me to be able to face and question my accuser but I refuse to contract with the court or this Lawyer in any way!
Sure make them do something in Private.
Overheard behind private closed doors of Private Club, just before another free stay�
*Please sir would use the lube this time? My bum hurts!*
( Zach Galifinakis type of thing)