Chris Evan
"Do you have any oaths or obligations to uphold the laws of the State of Massachusetts or the United States under which these charges are being brought?" < thats what I say. :-) then they say "good, you are self representing" to which I reply with the definition of "representation" out of Blacks Law Dictionary and ask "Who is the 'another" I am standing in the place for?"
They haven't liked this yet. :-)