Pete Daoust
Fuck is this ever fucking POWERFUL :D
"NO COMMERCE EXPECTED AND/OR IMPLIED - CASH-UP-FRONT or PAY-WITH-YOUR-(VAGINA, tee-hee-hee)" ??
CLAIM OF RIGHT
TAKE NOTICE: That I CLAIM THE RIGHT NOT to ENGAGE IN COMMERCE. Therefore, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT there is to be NO COMMERCE EXPECTED AND/OR IMPLIED with and/or from ME, and that I WISH to DISCHARGE ANY DEBTS by CASH and/or CREDIT ONLY.