Derek Moran
"...and when they try providing you with counsel..."
I think Scott covered that by simply saying to state: "I DO NOT CONSENT, and i WAIVE ALL BENEFITS"
Lawyers cost ALOTTA money these days, so thats a nice BENEFIT they are OFFERING to you - OR, as Dean Kory would say:
"Dammit your Justice, i have to attorn MYSELF- it's not the court's to TAKE/ACCEPT, its MINE to GRANT/GIVE" ;)