Ceit Butler
Sign the RIGHT way at your bail hearing and get the fuck out so that you're actually able to handle things properly.
Take the disclosure, read all the LOVELY things that it states on the front, that you are agreeing to by accepting these documents.
STAPLE (so it becomes part of the document and cannot be removed) a Notice of Mistake, neatly, onto the top of the front page and MAIL THAT FUCKER BACK, as declined. :D