Derek Moran
*police officer-to-Derek* "Do you know why i pulled-you-over?"
*Derek-to-police officer* "Hello peace officer- how are you? Actually- i noticed you were tail-gating me and pulled-over on my own, for the sake of BOTH of our SAFETY. But now that you bring-it-up, where EXACTLY as Scott Duncan would say in your "Clubhouse Rules" DOES it say, that i have to pull-over for you because you were following way too closely behind me with your Emergency-Lights on by the way?" :D