Oct 24, 2013 1:37 AM

This is a fascinating idea!

I REALLY think you're onto something! :D

I am pretty sure too...it's a gift :D

Seriously, you should be creating government policy! You're on the wrong side! Your talents are wasted! :D

HAHA! :D

Last time I've tried to create some government policies, I ended up wit a criminal record :D

As of 1982, WE'RE ALL "Criminals".

Identifying yourself makes you one.

First policy I tried to create was in 1974, I was 8, it gave me the DELINQUENT status.... :(

Anyway Scott, back to this TRADE offer, what do you think ? :)

I think it would be interesting to see the outcome of such a transaction.

I concur.

Trouble I am seeing is those are not Pete's to trade.

And WHAT makes you think this Cara Small Atherton ? :)

One would have to ask, HOW Pete chose those names.

I'm not sacrificing your list to bring one guy back.

He chose them at random

How do you figure that?

I want Derek Moran back as well. I know that my opinion on this doesn't matter. But I will voice it anyways.

These members I have chose, have ALL one thing in common :P

It's Pete Daoust. Every other option would require thought. :P

FREEEEEEEEE-DUMB

Do they Pete?

Yes. That was the answer.

YES they have ALL one thing in common...

Never have seen any comments from any of them?

None of them have countered me. Accept that they MAY actually be LEARNING.

That was my guess Pete.

I accept that, but Derek Moran......HEY DEREK ????? :D :D

Derek Moran!!!

You just targeted someone because of their "belief", and the nobility had no hand in it. They suffer from ignorance, nothing else.

This is not the same as believing in an imaginary friend that the nobility picked up, dusted off, and fed to you. Those kind are banned on sight. They cannot EVER learn what I have to teach, and waste their time trying.

Omg, this isn't drafting picks at a pre-season in hockey!

I was ready to swing 7 dead cats for you Derek Moran, you better remember that :D

I ove cats, :(

How "gracious" of you Pete Daoust.

In fact my cat is helping me eating my diner as we speak :/

helping me eating

Hellos?

Never mind that, look at WHAT they are "helping eating" :p

Thank You Scott Duncan....

Am i dreaming?

Fuck, my cat is eating my diner....bon...

I ams beings eatings my diner now.

Hellos?

It will be VERY full.

my supper ? :/

DEREK! Hellos.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=diner

dinner

Hellos?

*rubs sand-out-of-eyes*

I just wanna say...when people told me they thought it was b.s. that i got banned, my response was- "Its Scott's group. The decree of the Sovereign makes the law...and his law is an ADMIRALTY"

That being said- im actually really touched that so many wanted me to come back, and that Scott let me back in...thank you Scott.

Thanks Scott!

You have been touched.

:D

Scott and Tara are in Port Bavaria now and will be busy for awhile :D

It's great to see you back here Derek, because your FB group is big time fucking boring :P

I love youuuuu long time.

A while like, 10 to 12 minutes Ceit Butler ? :D

Between each orgasm, I would think.

But the truth is, when Scott first banned me, i sat here at my computer and thought- "Hmm...now what?" And it took me two seconds to realize- "Now you dont have any excuse to NOT start tackling that 1503 page Donovan Waters' Law of Trusts in Canada text, so, as many of you know, i started-up a page SOLELY devoted to THAT book. But i would've never have done that and finally gotten started if Scott hadnt've given me the boot- so, what im trying to say is...something positive actually came out of that experience for me, so in a weird way - thanks for banning me Scott

10 to 12 minutes? This is war! Such things just aren't settled that quickly. I'd plan for hours. (I'm assuming then that no one knows where the Port of Bavaria is?)

Here she goes again, Cara Small Atherton.....thinking sex all the time :D

I know I don't.

You started it Pete Daoust.

NOOOO!!!!! :/

Port of Bavaria must have something to do wit (the cake is a lie) :P

See, when I read, see or hear something that I don't recognize, I tend to look it up. Google is your friend!

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=port+of+bavaria

That's because you are well trained KATE :P

(I figured after seeing a couple of those, you'd have gotten the hint by now :p )

I knew it has something to do with (the cake is a lie)

Nope

Yes :P

Wrong game.

Oh...and id like to thank Kate/Ceit Butler for either taking-out the garbage while i was gone, and/or, ruining Chief Rock's page ;) ;)

Yeah but fuck, it's a game, give me a chance here, I am NOT a gamer.....

Just doing my job :p

HAHAHA!!!!!.....don't say this please Kate, it's hard for my ears aaaarrggggg!!!!

leave that "Just doing my job" thing to cops.....It's sucks when it goes out YOUR mouth :D

yay in removing Vinny Eastwood

And Pete, as for my page being boring- ummm...HOW long ago did Scott tell us all this was ultimately all about Trust Law, but, that we were ALL to either STOOPID and/or OLD to learn it?

Its almost like that easter story or something when banned ones come back... :-D

Oh, your page is filled with wisdom Derek Moran, and it's a VERY good idea and initiative to have created it.......but it still fucking boring, :D

who's ester?

the ester bunny... ;-)

Praise be to ESTER!

Derek Moran, I have that book, and I am trying hard to read it, but I can't pass 5 minutes without falling asleep......I don't do this because I want, it's just like that, not my fault :(

Bit of a confession to make, i developed a- "Ill show you (at some point)" after he said that...best way to get me to do something is to tell me i cant......a good motivator that Scott Duncan is

I love doing that, except when the one who told me is correct. That sucks.

It is how I found out I can't plough for the first time ever with a horse by myself.

Your vibrator has a kick start doesn't it? :-D Mules... horses reminds me of that weekend in Tijuana..

Anyway, I gotta go, you can PM me with all your "thak-you" for me, having brought back Derek Moran in here......ciao !!!!

It's name is Tom.

HAHAHAHA... do you kick start him... :-D

Can't help it.

I do NOTHING! I swear!

Derek Moran is in the house. :)

TWO BUMS UP!!

You sure you didnt flash Scott over the internet or something like that to get me back, Beverly? ;)

Oh- and for the record, i havent even bothered mocking Frisbey/Adam for getting banned...cant be bothered quarreling anymore- thats Ceit's job now ;)

Tijuana..."Where even Donkeys are afraid to go...and Tijuana is a GREAT place to be a donkey!"

-Andy, "Weeds"

And I would tell you to go fuck yourself but by the looks of you the days of you actually being able to maintain an erection have long since passed :D

he would not be gone for nothing

By my reckoning, this page has more messiah like characters (who have 'died' a civil death & been brought back to life) than the other story that the men in dresses get all hot n sweaty about...

Just off the top of my head & this is definitely not an exhaustive list...(not in any order chronologically OR of importance...why not rip off a winning formula from the kiddy fiddlers in Rome when it works so well?)

We have saint Fucks the Puppy (Saint Peter was stretching it too far) who renounced his name after 3 days in the wilderness...he was sacrificed for his sins & then came back to life as the 'Administrator'.

The multiple personality John/Jay/Bob fella who hopefully gets 'healed' or 'heeled' (play on words depending on perspective) or keeps falling out of the boat, only to have his alter ego(s) pull him back in...brings new meaning to the 'fishers of men' crap I was inflicted with in sunday school (what a weird concept...go to the state's baby sitting service 5 days a week & if you don't act brainwashed enough on Saturday, you get sent back for another dose of indoctrination n dogma on Sunday).

Then there's the faptastic buck-o-five man that is now off fighting crime (or just stirring up a hornet's nest) where no man has gone before...kind of like a hybrid Superman/Star Trek character.

And we now have the next messiah like character...The Master of Maxims, the Translator of Trusts, The Punisher of Public Policy Pedants & the Tormentor of Toronto....back after several days in the wilderness, where he created his own interpretation of an oversized doorstop that Saint Fucks the Puppy describes as a cure for insomnia...kinda like the Presbyterians (more conservative & literal in its approach, just suffers from an uninspiring brandname)

And finally, we have the creator...a mix of old testament Because I Fucking said so & as the creator I'm always right, but with a twist...this creator has a penchant for weed n hookers & a sexual appetite rivalling Mohammad's (not the prophet because that would be disrespecting someone's beliefs :P, I mean my local pizza boy Mohammad, humps anything that moves)...and this creator has an infrastructure filled with very capable people (Ceit the ghostbuster & Tara the Terminator of bad grammar & Dan the train conductor for the Douchewitz line) , so we can be very confident that this creator CAN & DOES get shit done.

Holy crap, if this group turned to the darkside & began random acts of indoctrination & brainwashing, the marketing potential would be awesome! ;-)

We have holidays (Kick a - insert public pirate group here- in the face day) as well as various saint cum bunny days...sacrifices of mothers, daughters, sisters etc...a truly interactive 'faith'...except none of it needs to be faith based because it is all verifiable in fact, within the page that is TTFL! :D

And the group is secret...creates a certain intrigue that everyone will want a piece of...a marketer's dream (just ask the Goths & satanists)

Now that I have removed my tongue from my cheek...Cheers & thanks to all...I greatly appreciate what it is you all/we all do here to learn, grow & in the future, assist the Admiral in realising his goals & purpose.

Welcome back Derek Moran

Hey Dirt Bag. I'm not a fucking stamp. Maybe your spamming ass needs to removed? I get tired of your endless gibberish.

:D

If I can WAKE up a few BELLIGERENT on the way, that would be fantastic :D

Do you make shit up as you go along?

Yes he does. That's what the Token French Guy(tm) is for.

You have NO IDEA how much shit I am making here, in the beautiful quebec state :D

In PERFECT Frenglish, I'm sure!

Quenglish?

Hellos?

Are you mad at me Damian Zwamborn ? :/

He must be new.

We should cover all the "Mind Viruses" (Memes) that exist in THE TENDER FOR LAW...

...not the least of which, being TOKEN FRENCH GUY. I can cite Civil law, and Pete Daoust can confirm through his experience, by answering "Hellos"?

...Let's see... What else...

Remember that I believe God mad me better than you for a REASON, and I will thank you to respect my deeply held religious beliefs.

Hellosss !!!!

QED

Angry? No. More irritated than anything. Congrats.

@ Duncan. I do recognize yourself gawdliness and share your disgust for religion and support kick a cop day completely. Thank you for giving a flying fuck.

Don't thank me yet. Waking all of you up serves MY agenda. Nothing else.

And in WHAT way I irritaded you Damian Zwamborn ? :/

welcome back Derek.

POST...EPIC..Stuart Stone, and not necessarily in that order ;)

Oh- and btw Pierre, the doorstop/insomnia-cure Stuart referenced to?...has a whole CHAPTER dedicated just to your Civil Law province at the very back-of-the-book- i might read it late one night myself

I know :)

Do you think I haven't open that fucking book ? :D

I know that you've weighed, that much i know for sure- do you know why?...you out a picture of it on here- PUBLIC RECORD! :D

LOL :D