I can totally get that and not have to go anywhere!
...oh wait... MAYBE Dean Clifford has some amazing insight/knowledge that I do not possess! He may be revealing the secrets of the universe at this seminar!
...well, I'll just have to live in blissful ignorance. Weed and hookers could have saved me and lead me to the enlightened path of Freeman Jesus (PRAISE FREEMAN JESUS!), but alas, I shall be indulging in these pleasures on the water, and thus shall miss Freeman Jesus' Earth-Shattering revelations.
TL;DR - No weed and hookers, No Scott Duncan.
Norah Holloway can come to ME if she's all lubed up over me.
...just like every other woman in my life, except Tara Duncan, who's totally worth chasing, because she has all the benefits, and none of the drawbacks that the rest of you chicks come with. :P
Your comments are moot, Scott, as you already have an engagement on that date as my sex toy.
I should also mention that Scott does not GO to see people. People who want to see him ASK to be invited to come.
Before you get your knickers in a knot thinking this is untrue or the world unfair, let me assure you that's just the way it is. Also as an interesting aside I don't see the value in paying to hear someone speak when we've exchanged dialogue more than once in my living room.
presstitutes and media bites - double the fun andf have a master class for able seamen on pier trusts, ahrr must bring fishstix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESEE7w38Zb0&feature=share
Actually now that I think about it I have most all the days marked off. Sometimes he gets a break for good behaviour. I pity him really, but he's resigned to his fate.
Scott Duncan I would like Pete Daoust to come so we have some cool video for thetenderforlaw.com. That would be fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI1HtiRCc68
^^ Did you see this Scott Duncan? A true Thespian. The documentary just makes itself! Did you notice that Pete has a way of "getting to the bottom of things".