Scott Duncan
Seriously, if it contradicts anything I say here, IT'S WRONG. I'm FROM THE FUCKING PEOPLE WHO BUILT ALL OF THIS!
None of your "theories" are right, and NONE OF YOUR BELIEFS ARE CORRECT, BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE FUCKING PEOPLE WHO GAVE YOU THOSE BELIEFS!
KING JAMES BIBLE <---IT FUCKING SAYS THE NAME OF THE GUY SCAMMING YOU, ON THE FUCKING COVER!
Stop posing "alternate theories". You aren't qualified.