Howard Posehn
I would remove the "Greetings" part. It may just be me, but this is business. If I was to be totally honest with them in the communication, (remember, some shit head is/was interfering in my life) then the "Greatings" would read something more like this. Here's to hoping that your spouse is receiving aids right now from an affair they are in. And if you have daughters, that they are on the strip turning tricks for crack and your sons are turning tricks for free!